the husband is at the club, cell phone on bench in the locker room rings, he picks it up, puts it on speaker, and answers. yes dear.....
woman: dear, i'm at the store and they have this wonderful fur coat. costs $2000. I just simply love it.
husband: if you like it, buy it.
woman: and dear, I passed the Lexus store, they had the perfect car. but they wanted $98,000.
husband: well offer them $90,000, they will take it.
woman: and dear, the neighbor that have that home I just adore, its for sale. $999,000. I know its a lot.
husband: if it will make you happy, tell them its sold.
all the guys say" ya man, way to go"!!!! you da man!!!! "give it hell"!
husband, lays the phone down, and asks: " anyone know whose phone this is"????
woman: dear, i'm at the store and they have this wonderful fur coat. costs $2000. I just simply love it.
husband: if you like it, buy it.
woman: and dear, I passed the Lexus store, they had the perfect car. but they wanted $98,000.
husband: well offer them $90,000, they will take it.
woman: and dear, the neighbor that have that home I just adore, its for sale. $999,000. I know its a lot.
husband: if it will make you happy, tell them its sold.
all the guys say" ya man, way to go"!!!! you da man!!!! "give it hell"!
husband, lays the phone down, and asks: " anyone know whose phone this is"????
