The Ford Owner's Psalm

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Frankie

Frankie

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The Ford is my auto, I shall not want.
It maketh me to lie down beneath it.
It soreth my soul.
It leadeth me in the path of ridicule for it's namesake.
Yea, though I ride through the valleys, I am towed up hills.
I fear much evil for I ride alone.
My rods and my engine discomfort me
I preparest mine engine in the presence of mine enemies
I annointest my tires with patches,
My radiator runneth over.
Surely if this thing follows me all the days of my life, I shall dwell in the bug house forever.


I first posted this on another MoPar site, 8 or 10 years ago. I refined it a little for this posting. Enjoy. - Frank
 
I approve and may have to steal. Time to rile up my ford friends.
 
When I was in the Navy I knew a guy, who, like me, worked part time at the auto hobby shop. He could pronounce the name of ANY car in such a way that you KNEW that he believed with all his being that he absolutely deTESTed that car

"PHONiac"

"CaDILiac"

Lincoln ConTINUOUS

Vomit Can (Vee Dub)

Fraud (Ford, o' course)

Chovit

Blueauck (er somethin') Buick

Chrysler ImPERVIOUS

He knew about 10 different versions of F. O. R. D.

I'm sure I don't remember some.
 
RustyRatRod said:
That **** aint funny.
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The hell it ain't!

Damned Ford owners don't a lick of a sense of humor...

So says a Ford owner...two as a matter of fact... who once was a certified Ford tech.

Given the idea a Ford owner posted it.

Now that's funny.
 
If you don't mind Frankie, I'm going to put it on the dash of my Falcon :thumbup:

Kenny
 
I've been a Ford owner for the past almost 19 years, and even I have to admit it's funny. Not always entirely accurate, but it's still funny!
 
It is. But since I'm in the middle of doin engine work on my Ranger, it aint. lol ....and when I'm done, I may just write some more verses. LOL
 
Apparently, way back in the day, a saying used to go " If you can't afford a Ford, dodge a Dodge".........
In saying that however, I did have a 225 /6 that ate 351 Clevo's for brekky.
 
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