The Perfect Sense of humor

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grampyjay

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TODAY'S SHORT READING FROM THE BIBLE

From Genesis: "And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the earth."

Then he made the earth round and He laughed and laughed and laughed!
 
You skipped the part where Adam asked for the price
"An arm and a leg"
So Adam said, what can I get for a rib?
 
So.....God came down to earth to see how Adam and Eve were doing. When he got there he found Adam all alone. God asked, " Adam, where is Eve??" Adam tells God that Eve was bored and decided to take a swim. God screams out, "OH, NO!!!!!!!!!!!" Adam says, " You said we couldn't eat the fruit, you didn't say anything about swimming??" God says, " NO, that's not the problem........

Now that she's gone into the water all the fish will smell like a woman!!!

So it shall be written, so it shall be!!
 
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Treblig said:
I've always thought of lamb as a pet.........couldn't see eating one???
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Lambs grow up to be fat, ugly, ornery, and flipping noisy; eat 'em while they're young,well fed,cute,compliant,and relatively quiet.
They say it's an acquired taste, but it cost's too much to regularly be on my plate, so I'll never know.
 
Mary had a little lamb,
it's fleece was white as snow,
and everywhere that Mary went,
the lamb was sure to go....until she ate it!!
 
Treblig said:
Mary had a little lamb,
it's fleece was white as snow,
and everywhere that Mary went,
the lamb was sure to go....until she ate it!!
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Mary had a little lamb
And for desert she had some pie
 
Little miss Muffet
Sat on her tuffet.
Along came a spider and sat down beside her
And said what's up *****?
 
Nobody likes us.

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Here's one from Andrew Dice Clay

Jack and Jill went up the hill each with a buck and a quarter. Jill came down with two fifty!
 
Andrew Dice Clay

Mary, Mary quite contrary....trim that bush it's so damn hairy!!
 
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