Tiger Woods Funnies.

[homecloned]

This was sent to me and I thought it was funny.:cheers:

He deserves what he gets. :angry7:


Q: What is the difference between a golf ball and a car?
A: Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball 400 yards.

Q: What does Tiger Woods and a baby seal have in common?
A: They are both clubbed by Norwegians

Q: Did you know that Tiger Woods owns a lot of expensive cars...
A: It's true, and now he has a hole in one

Q: It is reported he crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree...
A: Because he couldn't decide between an iron and a wood.

Q: What club did Elin use to 'rescue' her husband?
A: A bitchin' wedge.

Point: It has now been proven that Elin Woods is the only person on
earth that can beat Tiger with a golf club.

Point: Word that Elin Woods was using a 3 iron as a "Rescue Club"
nowhas been proved to be untrue. She was actually trying to knock the **** out of a Driver

 

[chasduster]

Lmao.....

 

[skybolt]

The Tiger Woods Family Christmas Portrait

 

[Blownfish]

Press conference.

 

[homecloned]

LOL! Too funny guys. Those pics are priceless.:cheers: Thanks for the addition.

 

[gerry]

headline from a local paper in UK.
"he let down his wife"'
he let down his family,
he let down his trousers".

 

[2 Darts]

Word has it that Phil Mikkelson called Elin Woods for pointers on how to beat Tiger.

 

[homecloned]

Word has it that Phil Mikkelson called Elin Woods for pointers on how to beat Tiger.

ROTFLMAO :cheers:

 

[340butterduster]

And he's blaming this loss on his Caddy!>>>>>>>>>> (Escalade).

 

[davejc6]

i heard tiger changed his name from tiger to cheetah :snakeman:

 

[68383GTS]

No it changed from tiger to dog....

 

[Flatlander]

With a name like Tiger Woods...........has to beat back the gals.

 

[bamacuda]

bwahahahahahahahahahahahah

 

[waggin]

Hey don't be cuttin down us dawg's....were at least faithful and we dont play golf

No it changed from tiger to dog....

 

[daredevil]

Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa stops at 3 ho,s.

 

[homecloned]

Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa stops at 3 ho,s.

Good one daredevil.

I like the caddy one too 340butterduster.

Thanks for all the good input.:cheers:

 

[DRENO]

Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa stops at 3 ho,s.

Haha,I choked on my pizza.:cheers: