In Ohio it used to be called "Rapid Acceleration And Unnessasary Noise".
I got stopped once by a newbi for a chirp going across a painted crosswalk line as I was turning right at an intersection and he was right behind me.
He immediately pulled me over and stated that since I was a young snot-nosed punk, he was going to write me up. I asked what for and he went off about the chirp which meant that I was running full throttle going around the corner and endangering life and limb.......
I said that it was the paint line that did it and he asked for my DL. I started digging for it and took him by surprise by stating that I will make worth it.
Chucked the car in drive while flooring the throttle and left him sitting in a cloud of Goodyear tire smoke. He ran back to his car to give chase and pulled right out in front of another car..chase over.
I was driving a 69 Chrysler that the dealership had just taken in trade and my dealer plate was laying on the back shelf.
Never heard a word about it. He lost his job.
I got stopped once by a newbi for a chirp going across a painted crosswalk line as I was turning right at an intersection and he was right behind me.
He immediately pulled me over and stated that since I was a young snot-nosed punk, he was going to write me up. I asked what for and he went off about the chirp which meant that I was running full throttle going around the corner and endangering life and limb.......
I said that it was the paint line that did it and he asked for my DL. I started digging for it and took him by surprise by stating that I will make worth it.
Chucked the car in drive while flooring the throttle and left him sitting in a cloud of Goodyear tire smoke. He ran back to his car to give chase and pulled right out in front of another car..chase over.
I was driving a 69 Chrysler that the dealership had just taken in trade and my dealer plate was laying on the back shelf.
Never heard a word about it. He lost his job.