Top 10 Things Men Know About Women

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Hahahahaha Just came in for a sandwich :cheers:

Top ten things men need to know about Women.

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10. They need more room in the bathroom :toothy10:
 
Hahahahaha Just came in for a sandwich

Top ten things men need to know about Women.

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9. They have a first name and a last name, "Always Right"
10. They need more room in the bathroom
 
Coyote Jack said:
Hahahahaha Just came in for a sandwich

Top ten things men need to know about Women.

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8. Anything they can't do they can get done (sometimes for just a smile).
9. They have a first name and a last name, "Always Right"
10. They need more room in the bathroom
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Letterman watching this ? LOL
 
Top ten things men need to know about Women.

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8. They have too many shoes
9. They have a first name and a last name, "Always Right"
10. They need more room in the bathroom
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RedFish said:
Originally Posted by Coyote Jack
Hahahahaha Just came in for a sandwich

Top ten things men need to know about Women.

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7. Showing some cleavage and flirting can get them out of most tickets
8. Anything they can't do they can get done (sometimes for just a smile).
9. They have a first name and a last name, "Always Right"
10. They need more room in the bathroom

Letterman watching this ? LOL
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There I added 1. Maybe we can get to 10
 
Great job guys! I'm sure there's some more good one's out there and some not so good one's. I have faith in y'all.
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Xcptshnl1 said:
Here are the top ten things that men know about women!
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10. How to always get the last word when talking with your wife - it's "Yes Dear"
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OK guys, this is the one I know for sure. Come on - your turn to add some
 
Top ten things men need to know about Women.

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5.When they come in from work always great them at the door
6.How to always get the last word when talking with your wife - it's "Yes Dear"
7. Showing some cleavage and flirting can get them out of most tickets
8. Anything they can't do they can get done (sometimes for just a smile).
9. They have a first name and a last name, "Always Right"
10. They need more room in the bathroom
 
memike said:
Top ten things men need to know about Women.

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4.Never go to bed angry!
5.When they come in from work always great them at the door
6.How to always get the last word when talking with your wife - it's "Yes Dear"
7. Showing some cleavage and flirting can get them out of most tickets
8. Anything they can't do they can get done (sometimes for just a smile).
9. They have a first name and a last name, "Always Right"
10. They need more room in the bathroom
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This is so true!!
 
memike said:
Top ten things men need to know about Women.

1. :downtown::downtown:
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4.Never go to bed angry!
5.When they come in from work always great them at the door
6.How to always get the last word when talking with your wife - it's "Yes Dear"
7. Showing some cleavage and flirting can get them out of most tickets
8. Anything they can't do they can get done (sometimes for just a smile).
9. They have a first name and a last name, "Always Right"
10. They need more room in the bathroom
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What else do you need to know?
 
memike said:
Top ten things men need to know about Women.

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3.Flowers will get you out of the doghouse.
4.Never go to bed angry!
5.When they come in from work always great them at the door
6.How to always get the last word when talking with your wife - it's "Yes Dear"
7. Showing some cleavage and flirting can get them out of most tickets
8. Anything they can't do they can get done (sometimes for just a smile).
9. They have a first name and a last name, "Always Right"
10. They need more room in the bathroom
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I do like the original post though..................The top 10 things men know about women.....................nothing! Lol!
 
Originally Posted by memike
Top ten things men need to know about Women.

1.I agree with grumpuscreature:downtown:
2.And on the cold mornings go out and warm there car up.
3.Flowers will get you out of the doghouse.
4.Never go to bed angry!
5.When they come in from work always great them at the door
6.How to always get the last word when talking with your wife - it's "Yes Dear"
7. Showing some cleavage and flirting can get them out of most tickets
8. Anything they can't do they can get done (sometimes for just a smile).
9. They have a first name and a last name, "Always Right"
10. They need more room in the bathroom

I believe that proves we know about Women.:-D
 
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1 periods can make any nice woman into a *****
2 women are very stupid
3 bitching is womens way of comunication
4 never tell them that they are fat
5 shopping can take hours even for just a few things
6 women know very little about cars



things women should realize about men
1 put out or we will go out and find it
2 you dont have to ***** to get something done
3 men do not want to hear about periods.
4 if you dress like a prostitute then we will look at you like one
5 men talk to boobies cause they dont *****
 
siegenthaler.16 said:
1 periods can make any nice woman into a *****
2 women are very stupid
3 bitching is womens way of comunication
4 never tell them that they are fat
5 shopping can take hours even for just a few things
6 women know very little about cars





things women should realize about men
1 put out or we will go out and find it
2 you dont have to ***** to get something done
3 men do not want to hear about periods.
4 if you dress like a prostitute then we will look at you like one
5 men talk to boobies cause they dont *****
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:wack:

Sounds like you just ain't met the right woman yet... <<***** this and ***** that>> oh,boy do I pity you :angry7:
 
begining to think your right but looking for a good woman is like looking for a good car in the budget row of a used car lot

and the number one thing that men know about women
1never tell them to shut up because they get louder
2many are crazy
3 they do not opperate with lodgic
 
Mine knows how to get me to fix that thing I was procrastinating about.

She says "I guess I'm gonna have to call that good looking repair guy my girlfriend told me about."

That's when I jump out of bed and get started right away. LOL.

Also why is it that when you argue, all of the sudden she brings up every dang thing you did wrong for the last 20 years in about ten seconds?
Then for the rest of the year if you mention something she says "Quit dwelling on the past."??????

I had a neighbor who's Wife used to dress really hot to go out and do the simplest erran's when she was pissed at him.
He knew he could not compete with that so he would just be a good little boy for a while.
One time she called me over to look for a possible dead mouse or something in her basement just as he left for work.
She greeted me at the door in a hot little skirt and tiny top.

I did not want to get in the middle of that.............pun intended.
 
whats the difference between a woman and a battery.

A= Battery has a positive side.
 
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