'Twas the night before Christmas... MOPAR version!

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‘Twas the night before Christmas and all through the night, Not a Chevy was stirring. No Ford was in sight......

The roar of the thunder drew ever so near A sound so deafening that all would soon hear.

The police were nestled all snug in their beds, While visions of car chases danced in their heads.

When out of the distance, the beast could be seen, The 69 Cuda looking ever so mean.

The sparkle of chrome, the shine of the red, Who was this wild spirit in charge of this sled?

It turned and it twisted in clouds of white smoke, Then came to a stop as all soon awoke.

The top drew open for all just to see, A large sack of gifts presented by thee.

A leg swung out with a tall black boot, and there he stood in a red and white suit.

It was Santa, St. Nick, in all of his glory, "But Santa, please tell us, just what is the story?"

"Where is OLE Rudolph and the other reindeer?" "Have you traded them in on this bright beast of fear!"

"I test drove 'em all, every single street car, But none can deliver like the TOPLESS Mopar!"

He emptied his bag then went back to his ride, A smile on his face as he hopped back inside.

With a whine of the starter, the fish came alive, and the roar of the engine as he shifted to drive.

The Bridgestones were squealing and smoking once more, and the Cuda jumped forward with his foot to the floor.

He was ever so jolly for what he had brought, So many parts for which we all sought.

And I heard him exclaim as he snatched second gear... "Have a smooth running Christmas and a Mopar New Year"



MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT!!!!
 
'Twas the Night before Christmas........... Dodge version!

'Twas the night before Christmas and in the garage,
There wasn't a trace of a Ford but only my Dodge.

The presents were wrapped and the lights were all lit,
So I figured I'd mess with my Dart for a bit.

I pulled the pins and then I removed the hood,
When a deep voice behind me said "that Hemi swap looks really good."

Well, as you can imagine, I turned mighty quick,
And there, by the workbench, stood good ol Saint Nick!

We stood there a bit, not too sure what to say,
Then he said "don't suppose that you'd trade for my sleigh?"

I said "no way, Santa" and started to grin,
"But if you've got the time we could go for a spin!"

His round little mouth, all tied up like a bow,
Turned into a smile and he said "Hey! Let's go!!"

So as not to disturb all the neighbors' retreat,
We pushed my Dart quietly out to the street.

Then, taking our places to drift down the hill,
I turned on the key and I let the gas spill.

The sound that erupted took him by surprise,
But he liked it a lot, by the look in his eyes.

With the tires a' cryin' and the pipes a-flow,
We headed on out where the street racers go.

And Santa's grin widened, approaching his ears,
With every shift up, as I went through the gears.

Then he yelled "can't recall when I've felt so alive!"
So I backed off the gas and said "you wanna drive?"

Ol Santa was stunned when I gave him the keys,
When he walked past the headlights he shook at the knees!

Then the Big block exploded with a thunderous sound!
Santa dumped the pedal and the tires shook the ground!

Power shift into second, again into third!
I sat there just watching, at loss for a word.


Then I heard him exclaim as we blasted from sight,

"Merry Christmas to all...........it's a hell of a night!!!"
 
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