Two Middle East mothers.....

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Two Middle East mothers are sitting in a cafe chatting over a plate of tabouli
and a pint of goat's milk.
The older of the two pulls a small album out of her purse and starts flipping
through photos. They start reminiscing.

''This is my oldest son, Mujibar. He would have been 24 years old now.''
''Yes, I remember him as a baby'' says the other mother cheerfully.
"He's a martyr now though" the mother confides.
"Oh, so glad dear, you must be so proud,'' says the other.

''And this is my second son, Khalid. He would have been 21.''
''Oh, I remember him,'' says the other happily.
''He had such curly hair when he was born.''
''He's a martyr too,'' says the mother quietly.
''Oh, gracious me . . . '' says the other.

''And this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Ahmed.
He would have been 18,'' she whispers.
"Yes," says the friend enthusiastically, ''I remember when he first started
school.''
''He's a martyr also,'' says the mother, with tears in her eyes.

After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks wistfully at the
photographs and, searching for the right words, says . . ..


"They blow up so fast, don't they?"
 
I thought it was funny.

Besides, if it had been 2 Canadian mothers it wouldn't have made any sense...
 
My in-laws & extened family are all Palestinian/Egyptian/Syrian, etc. I get the joke, but failed to see humor in it.

We've got all kinds here. I guess we take the bad with the good.
 
excellent job perpetuating the stereo type, you are obviously a very smart person.


I saw the title and knew it would be that sort of joke. And it was a funny punch line! So my thoughts are if you see a title you think might offend you and you still read it, then don't complain!

For example: If the title was "Two Alabama Moms" and I am from Alabama, then I won't read if I am sensitive about that kind of joke. Besides, I am from Alabama and I am probably too slow to get it anyway.
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Got a really stupid question, but how does the fact that I found something funny have anything to do with my inteliigence?
 
I saw the title and knew it would be that sort of joke. And it was a funny punch line! So my thoughts are if you see a title you think might offend you and you still read it, then don't complain!


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x2 and on the flip side, if you post a joke that might be offensive, it's only fair to expect people to let you know how they feel about it. I found it funny, it was a clever play on words which I enjoy more than crude jokes....but again, to each his own.
 
funny as hell to me! I would think if a person is "sensitive" they might want to bypass the Jokes as well as the Political forum. Probably won't like this one either...
Q. How do Muslims practice safe sex?
A. They mark the camels that kick.
 
I've seen many Polish jokes, and haven't heard one Pollack complain...

Grow up people...

If you can't take them, don't read them...

If you can't laugh about yourself, then don't laugh at others...

Come to think of it, I haven't heard a priest or rabbi compain either, and their are millions of jokes about them...

Now those are people with class...
 
Now if we could only convince, the radical islamists, to blow themselves up without takeing innocent bystanders with them, We could save trillions of $$$$$:eek:ops:
 
Now if we could only convince, the radical islamists, to blow themselves up without takeing innocent bystanders with them, We could save trillions of $$$$$:eek:ops:


+3..... And both jokes were funny:thumbup:
 
How do you tell a terrorist from a baby?

A baby has his diaper on its butt...

However they are both full of the same stuff...
 
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