flyboy01
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The madam opened the brothel door to see a rather
dignified, well-dressed good looking man in his late
40s or early 50s."May I help you?" she asked.
"I want to see Valerie," the man replied.
"Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies.
Perhaps you would prefer someone else," said the
madam."No. I must see Valerie," was the man's reply.
Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to the man
that she charged $1,000 a visit.
Without hesitation, the man pulled out ten one-hundred
dollar bills, gave them to Valerie, and they went upstairs.
After an hour, the man calmly left. The next night, the
same man appeared again, demanding to see Valerie.
Valerie explained that none had ever come back two
nights in a row--too expensive--and there were no
discounts. The price was still $1,000. Again the man
pulled out the money, gave it to Valerie and they went
upstairs. After an hour, he left.The following night
the man was there again. Everyone was astounded that
he had come for the third consecutive night, but he
paid Valerie and they went upstairs. After their
session, Valerie questioned the man. "No one has ever
been with me three nights in a row. Where are you
from?" she asked. The man replied, "South Carolina."
"Really" she said. "I have family in South Carolina."
"I know," the man said. "Your father died, and I am
your sister's attorney. She asked me to give you your
$3,000 inheritance."
The moral of the story is that there are three things
in life that are
certain:
1. Death
2. Taxes
3. Being screwed by a lawyer
dignified, well-dressed good looking man in his late
40s or early 50s."May I help you?" she asked.
"I want to see Valerie," the man replied.
"Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies.
Perhaps you would prefer someone else," said the
madam."No. I must see Valerie," was the man's reply.
Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to the man
that she charged $1,000 a visit.
Without hesitation, the man pulled out ten one-hundred
dollar bills, gave them to Valerie, and they went upstairs.
After an hour, the man calmly left. The next night, the
same man appeared again, demanding to see Valerie.
Valerie explained that none had ever come back two
nights in a row--too expensive--and there were no
discounts. The price was still $1,000. Again the man
pulled out the money, gave it to Valerie and they went
upstairs. After an hour, he left.The following night
the man was there again. Everyone was astounded that
he had come for the third consecutive night, but he
paid Valerie and they went upstairs. After their
session, Valerie questioned the man. "No one has ever
been with me three nights in a row. Where are you
from?" she asked. The man replied, "South Carolina."
"Really" she said. "I have family in South Carolina."
"I know," the man said. "Your father died, and I am
your sister's attorney. She asked me to give you your
$3,000 inheritance."
The moral of the story is that there are three things
in life that are
certain:
1. Death
2. Taxes
3. Being screwed by a lawyer
