I tried Viagra for the first time the other day but didn't like it.
The pill got stuck in my throat and all I got was a stiff neck.
The pill got stuck in my throat and all I got was a stiff neck.
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Aussie Chall
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Willy Nelson said in Dukes of Hazard...
What happens when you give a Politician Viagra?
They get taller.
Figures...
What happens when you give a Politician Viagra?
They get taller.
Figures...
I love it! I bet they constantly adjust D. Trumps mic stand LOL
A. Baldwin could use that bit at every SNL skit.
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chryslerfat
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So your neck made you look like a giraffe? The old guy I work with says he takes 1/2 a pill a day so he dont piss on his shoes.
Don't need that but the water in the bowl is cold and deep too
Magster65
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Hugh Hefner said it was going to be easy to retire in 1998... but then they came out with viagra, then it was too hard to retire.
Just go Ciailis she is very friendly.
Not pushing a rope yet.
No, but I am shooting pool with a rope to get practice, memike don't want any more pills in my life
True story.
I worked with a guy who was a few fries short of a Happy Meal.
He said he was taking Gravol to help with nausea. He ran out so went to the pharmacy to get more. He talked to the pharmacist and said he didn't think they were doing much good.
The pharmacist looked at the package and said these are suppositories and you don't swallow these.
When he told us the place broke up with laughter. I told him he could have shoved those up his *** for all the good they did.
I swear this is a true story.
I worked with a guy who was a few fries short of a Happy Meal.
He said he was taking Gravol to help with nausea. He ran out so went to the pharmacy to get more. He talked to the pharmacist and said he didn't think they were doing much good.
The pharmacist looked at the package and said these are suppositories and you don't swallow these.
When he told us the place broke up with laughter. I told him he could have shoved those up his *** for all the good they did.
I swear this is a true story.
A guy who was a few fries short of a Happy Meal never heard that one 
never heard that one 
spl440
Everybody's Fool
The contents of Viagra are 10 % aspirin and 90% fix a flat. 
Dartnut
Don't hate me because i'm beautiful
Never take Viagra and smoke pot or you will get stiff joints..........
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Where is that wrench I just had in my hand?
My dad was reading the side effects of viagra when he got to the part about seek immediate medical help if you experience an erection lasting more than 4 hours, he said if that happened he would call his friends and brag about it.
chryslerfat
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If it makes you see blue tint do you then think you are screwing Smurfette.
I need to try that to see if it will work. Dang pills are expensive!
The only time I have ever used Viagra was a couple of years ago on a Florida vacation. I got real sunburned the first day down there. That is when I took the Viagra. Hell, I had to do something to keep the sheets off of my legs.....
Don't they provide them to the Inmates ???
Should be saltpeter.Don't they provide them to the Inmates ???
chryslerfat
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Take it before work and you can say you had a hard day at work.
I'll take it and have a hard day at home thank you.
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