well used 1/2 bed for sale

[justcuz]

http://toronto.kijiji.ca/c-buy-and-...ttresses-WELL-USED-1-2-BED-W0QQAdIdZ294608565

 

[damnimcooltom]

Ouch.

 

[4spdragtop]

Thats hilarious!! Guy should setup a video camera and post her pic in the ad!

 

[daredevil]

Great lol

 

[cavemanmoron]

http://toronto.kijiji.ca/c-buy-and-...ttresses-WELL-USED-1-2-BED-W0QQAdIdZ294608565

½ of a Bed: MAKE ME AN OFFER!

I’m moving and selling my side of the bed. Well-used, but some of that egg-carton foam would probably fix it right up. My brand new ex-wife still owns the other side of the bed, but don’t worry, she doesn’t seem to mind sharing it with complete strangers.

BONUS: This bed is ALWAYS warm due to it never going more than a few hours without someone being in it! This comes in especially handy if you’re away working out west trying to make enough to cover the mortgage payments.

NOTE: Apparently there’s been like 3 different guys that may be able to claim squatter’s rights on my side of the bed since they spent more time in it than I did. Not sure what the rules are on that.

Send me an offer if you’re interested.

Buyer Beware!

 

[waggin]

unbelievable....](*,)