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I wasnt gonna go there....but.....what do you tell a women with two black eye?
So she can get closer to the stove....I wasnt gonna go there....but.....
Why do women have shorter feet?
what do you call a guy with no arms or legs in the trunk? jackWhat do you call a guy with no legs at your door?
Mat!
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in the ocean?
Bob!
What do you call a woman with one leg longer than the other?......Eileen (I lean)
what do you tell a women with two black eye?
Nothing grows in the shade.....Oops, that's only Dolly Parton's!I wasnt gonna go there....but.....
Why do women have shorter feet?
You shouldn't hit your wife/gf...
If you don't like her now, you're not going to like her any better with two black eyes and a swollen face...
You may as well key your own car...
If girls with tig ol bitties work at Hooters, where do girls with a wooden leg work?
IHOP!