What do you call a man with... ?

[krazykuda]

What do you call a man with... ?

Ok guys & gals, let's see how many of these that we can come up with. Post any that you know that aren't up yet..

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What do you call a man with...no legs from the knees down?

Neil

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What do you call a man with...no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?

Bob

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What do you call a man with...no arms and no legs laying in a hole in the street?

Phil

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What do you call a man with...no arms and no legs hanging on the wall?

Art

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[Revhendo]

What do you call a dog with out any legs?


Don't matter, it won't come anyhow.........

 

[memike]

What do you call a man with... ?

Ok guys & gals, let's see how many of these that we can come up with. Post any that you know that aren't up yet..

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What do you call a man with...no legs from the knees down?

Neil

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What do you call a man with...no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?

Bob

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What do you call a man with...no arms and no legs laying in a hole in the street?

Phil

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What do you call a man with...no arms and no legs hanging on the wall?

Art

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What do you call a dog with out any legs?


Don't matter, it won't come anyhow.........

=D> Lmao Thank yall!! I need that good laugh :toothy2::toothy2:

Want's ya got on .... your mind

What's that up there in the road....... a head. 8-[

All I could think of at the time :scratch:

 

[Abodywantedinmi]

What do you call two guys with no arms or legs hanging by a window?

Kurt and Rod

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs on the front porch?
Matt

 

[4fortyDemon]

..........

 

[DartIan]

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell

 

[Done Swimmin]

No arms or legs lying in a pile of leaves...

Russell

 

[kyscion]

What do you call a tall dark hairy stranger with his hand in a horse's arse?

An Amish Mechanic.

;p

 

[65LoveAffair]

What do you call a woman with no arms and one leg longer than the other?

Eileen

What do you call a Japanese woman with no arms and one leg longer than the other?

Irene

 

[70Duster440]

Off topic:

What did the elephant say to the naked man?


"How do you breathe through that thing?"

 

[walpolla]

What do you call a dog with out any legs?


Don't matter, it won't come anyhow.........

I knew a race driver once that had a dog with no legs.

--- Every morning he would take the dog for a drag.


regards,Rod

 

[RedFish]

no arms or legs , stuffed in a mailbox ? Bill

 

[waggin]

a deer with no eyes???? no I deer

 

[waggin]

a cow with no leg's........ground beef

 

[MachineMan]

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What do you call a man with 5 dicks?












I don't know,...................... but his pants fit like a glove.
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[Paladin06]

Roflmao....

 

[Mr.Ed]

I knew a race driver once that had a dog with no legs.

--- Every morning he would take the dog for a drag.


regards,Rod

Let me guess... the dog's name was Cigarette?

 

[Revhendo]

What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in a pool?

Yes yes, it's Bob, but he's not a man, he's just a buoy.

 

[alleyoopmgv]

What do you call a man with...no arms and no legs, in front of your door?


Matt

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