Who Wears the Pants?

[Oklacarcollecto]

Who Wears the Pants? ​

Jack was going to be married to Jill, so his father sat him down for a little fireside chat.

"Jack, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants and handed them to your mother, and said, "Here, try these on."

So, she did and said: "These are too big, I can't wear them.'"

So I replied: "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and always will." Ever since that night we have never had any problems."

Jack thought that might be a good thing to try. So on his honeymoon he took off his pants and said to Jill: "Here try these on."

She did and said: "These are too large, they don't fit me."

So Jack said: "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will, and I don't want you to ever forget that."

Then Jill removed her pants, handed them to Jack and said: "Here, you try on mine."

He tried and said: "I can't get into your pants."

So she said: "Exactly. And if you don't change your attitude, you never will."

 

[Rotax]

Ha Ha I used to live that joke

 

[PanGasket]

LOL, that's a pretty good one

 

[diymirage]

like I always tell her friends, the only reason the wife wears the pants in our family is because I cant keep mine on around her

 

[norshorblufish]

I get a kick out of this song too!
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7kMTbJl-aQ&feature=share&list=UUV-mEIJgLk3vNpmwkF-JcPw"]The Man Song by Sean Morey - YouTube[/ame]

 

[memike]

I have got to remember that one laughed out loud