Why ruin a good thing...

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Congrats JR. Anyone that can live with your parties and dogs nuts in the fridge is a keeper.
 
Well I'll be go to hell, J.R. bites the dust. Congradulations to you and Nikki J.R., now hopefully since Nikki will be taking charge of you and your antics the dognuts in your fridge will get a decent burial. :toothy10::toothy10:

Terry
 
Good for you! I'm sure you'll make the ceremony a lot of fun and a bit weird. :)

I can't believe Ross hasn't chimed in with some smart a** comment yet.
 
Shes the one that brough the dog nutts home and put them in there! LOL Pretty much she is the better looking, bigger boobied, redheaded, female version of me. Im pretty sure that the parties will only get better from here on out.

Vegas is always a good time for us. This was the last time we went down there, before I came down with a 104* temp and started to puke everywhere.

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Congrats! Marriage is the best thing to happen to me! And red heads are THE BEST!!! Im sure you know why:snakeman: Treat her like gold,and marry her quick before she realizes her mistake!:-D I proposed to Crystal the day I picked her up from Salt Lake City to move in with me in San Diego, and we got married at the little chaple of the west on the strip! Two days later I tattooed her name on my ring finger...got her trapped now!


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360scamp said:
This was the last time we went down there, before I came down with a 104* temp and started to puke everywhere.
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Hey Ive had atleast a few pics snapped of me in just about that same position when in Vegas! Unfortunately I couldnt blame a 104 deg fever!
 
wow wow wow I just saw this. JR the man who doesn't believe in marriage proposed? WTF? well since I am a nice guy I won't make any smart a** comments I will just say that I am surprised she said yes... wow I have to go to Vegas to crash it? Mopars at the strip?
 
Excellent! You two look like soul mates!
Congratulations!

Well give us enough time...all of FABO will CRASH the wedding....watch what you ask for...

Aloha!
 
looks like she's a keeper like my Robbin, She said she'd walk iffin I got rid of the motorcycles, cars, and tools. I get to have as many projects as I want (just 1 at a time). Life's a beach.
 
Congrat's JR let me know what week it will be? if it is in May i will be there for 11 days i will bring my Shotgun. make sure the Cake is in the shape of a Pinstar.

Good Luck
Don
 
Congrats If shes the right one she will stand by you no matter what.

And if shes inot cars ( looks that way buy the pics ) you will have it whipped.

at least your honey do list might all be in the garage .
 
res1vw21 said:
wow wow wow I just saw this. JR the man who doesn't believe in marriage proposed? WTF? well since I am a nice guy I won't make any smart a** comments I will just say that I am surprised she said yes... wow I have to go to Vegas to crash it? Mopars at the strip?
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Yeah yeah yeah, I know. We aren't big fans of the whole "holyer than thou" reasons for getting hitched, I could care less about getting married but she is a girl and you all know that they have been planning this **** in their heads since they were 5 years old, I do love her (I've never even told my mom that I love her (yeah theres a big old can of worms with that one), she comes out to the garage and reminds me to do things like eat, sleep and poop, she likes going to car shows, and she hates just as much stuff if as me so Im pretty sure I have to keep her forever.

I do like the Mopar at the strip idea or maybe the Viva Las Vegas show. She is talking about Europe for the honeymoon...what the hell did I get myself into?!?!?!
 
360scamp said:
I do like the Mopar at the strip idea or maybe the Viva Las Vegas show. She is talking about Europe for the honeymoon...what the hell did I get myself into?!?!?!
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Well my friend Europe can be fun, If you did it for mopars at the strip it would be a great excuse to take a little road trip. I would even drive the port down to crash it. so I heard that the chebby has to be done first, is it going to be in 2years or 3? and the really important question how did you do it?
 
J.R., congratulations my friend!!! You scored ... with a redhead car chick who obviously loves you a lot, you will never be sorry.

Way to go Nikki!!! Your life will never be boring. Just keep a steady supply of burgers around.

I'm happy for the both of you!!!

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How timely ... just got this in my email tonight.



Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Golfing 3.6. no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected.

I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 , but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0 . Please help!

Thanks,
Troubled User.....
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REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0 . It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony/Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE! because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs: Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5 .
Once Nag launches, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0!

WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3 . This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system!

Best of luck,
Tech Support
 
Well I spent the last week drunk for the most part, my upper and lower back blew out and locked up on me a few days before the wedding, went to a Mexican restaurant, did about 100mph on the way home the next day due to a "code brown" and swore to never eat that crap again, the 09 Impala rental car I had is the most god awful, under powered and uncomfortable car ever built, met my personal goal of puking in the middle of Denny way in Seattle, got kicked out of the 5 point cafe, made it to the wedding, got hitched, Nikki sang "I remember you" by Nat King Cole to me on a stage, made it through the dance (It's been a long long time by Les Paul and Chet Adkins) went to the Vogue in Seattle, got waisted, Jesse and def Charlie almost beat the crap out of the bouncer, got a check from the insurance company to fix the dart, had a big *** BBQ after the wedding at our place, couldnt wait for everyone to leave so I could sleep, we just woke up and are going to spend the rest of the day watching movies and eating Qudoba (Mexican food that doesn't do bad bad things to me). DONE!


Here are some pics that my buddy def Charlie took. I will post a link to the pics that the photographer took when he gets them done.

Bachelor party...
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/ind...iewPicture&friendID=109875951&albumId=2260917

Wedding... (Nikki made her dress from hand all by her self)
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/ind...iewPicture&friendID=109875951&albumId=2265613

Here are some of the pics that he has done, he took just under 500 pics and we will get them on a disk later...

http://www.flickr.com/photos/thewoodenshoes/3894173044/in/set-72157622272380788/
 
good luck.......there are 2 words you will need to know to survive.....yes dear.....
 
Congratulations, y'all made a nice couple! Nicki is very talented to have made her dress, beautiful.
C
 
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