In her infinite wisdom my wife decided to have Pea soup for lunch, and chili for supper. I mean she's cute, but c'mon.......A guy can only handle so much
Why would anyone willfully eat peas?
Peas are mainly used for catching Polar Bears. You saw a good size hole in the ice, and open a can of peas and put them all the way around the hole you just sawed. When a Polar Bear comes up to take a pea, you sneak up behind him and kick him in the ice hole!