World's Shortest Fairy Tale

[HEMIRAM]

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf and went to Vegas and Hooters a lot and drank beer and scotch and had money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

The End

 

[Burntorange70]

That fairy tail must be based on a true story.

 

[retsud_043]

HA HA HA......good one:sign5:

 

[ocdart]

I used to joke with my kids when they'd ask for a bedtime story with this even shorter one:
"Once upon a time they lived happily ever after. Now go to sleep."
Never worked except to make them laugh.