I tell mine that if I play the game of life just right, the check my wife writes for my funeral will bounce!
You are old when
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You are old when.....the hair in your nose grows faster than the hair on your head....
You have hair in your nose but not on your head.
diymirage
HP@idle > hondaHP@redline
i heard this theory that men dont go bald
our hair simply retreats into our head, and then reappears growing out of a different part of our body
One of my friends told his kids:
I am retiring next month and your mother and I are going to start traveling and see the world. When we die, if there is anything left over it will have been a miscalculation....
I am retiring next month and your mother and I are going to start traveling and see the world. When we die, if there is anything left over it will have been a miscalculation....
And ear hair!!
diymirage
HP@idle > hondaHP@redline
I trimmed a few of my ear hairs the other day, when I was done it looked like I trimmed my sideburns
My barber back in Mo. called it "old fart hair"! I told him "thank you".
Dartnut
Don't hate me because i'm beautiful
You know you are getting old when you simply won't take ''yes'' for an answer.
Or advice
diymirage
HP@idle > hondaHP@redline
then im guessing my 11 year old boy is pretty old
Dartswinger70
Well-Known Member
When everything hurts. " My back hurts, my knees hurt, my ankles hurt, my head hurts...everything hurts..." 
Some of us age mentally faster then others.
When generational gaps become apparent.
Such as:
Typing with one or two vs ten digits.
Actually knowing a phone number other than just by a name in the list.
Thinking the only things a battery should power in an automobile would be the components other than the drive mechanism itself.
Such as:
Typing with one or two vs ten digits.
Actually knowing a phone number other than just by a name in the list.
Thinking the only things a battery should power in an automobile would be the components other than the drive mechanism itself.
dart_68
Well-Known Member
I'm not "losing" my hair. I know where it is...it's just not where I left it!
The ABCD’s
Arthritis
Blood pressure
Cholesterol
Depression
Arthritis
Blood pressure
Cholesterol
Depression
diymirage
HP@idle > hondaHP@redline
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Dartswinger70
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Funny I was just telling a friend I'm tired, cranky and burnt out. I still work for a living so yeah I'm lucky if I have any ambition when I get home at night...and I dern sure don't wanna do anyone any favors, it cuts into my time...not that I'm not a nice guy or anything....
I’ve noticed that I can still solve complex problems, I just can’t remember what I went into the kitchen for.....
Joint pain
Kidney function
Latex allergy
Muscle pain
Narcolepsy
Kidney function
Latex allergy
Muscle pain
Narcolepsy
....... you and your friends talk constantly about your ailments
When you tell your friends you have become. GOOD OLD MR. WILSON
And they know who your talking about, and agree.
And they know who your talking about, and agree.
Dartnut
Don't hate me because i'm beautiful
You never get I.D.'d anymore.
That includes the senior's buffet.
That includes the senior's buffet.
Or at Great Clips. Never ask you to prove you get the senior discount.
Assuming that you have any hair on you head to get cut.
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