You Know you are getting old went......
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blackbomber
Raging Member
Doh!
Could be age, or just enjoying the drink.
Could be age, or just enjoying the drink.
SCredneck
LARGE member
Or when you have the head completely assembled and as you reach for it to put it on the block, you notice the valve stem seals still sitting on the bench.
shiifty_dart
Well-Known Member
LOL I just did that not too long ago. glad Im not the only one.
mac daddy mopar
Well-Known Member
in the last week, I misplaced, a dist. cap, wiper transmission arms, wiper arms, seat belts,a center cap off one of my wheels, and a few other things, the bad part is, I had them in my hand, and laid them down to grab something or talk to someone, I ended up buying a few of the wayward parts, then found the lost items, maybe if I buy the rest of the stuff I lost, I'll find the originals also.
dustermaniac
Senior Member
When every muscle, joint in your body hurts every day.
justin hughes
Miss my car
when you dont mind driving a 4 door 6 cylinder car.
'64 Cuda
Well-Known Member
When I was in auto mechanics class in 1975 I did a valve job on a 318 poly. Had it buttoned up when I realized I'd forgotten the valve stem seals. 
ops: Took a long tome to live that one down. :disgust:
ops: Took a long tome to live that one down. :disgust:
I changed an intake for my little brother and laid a rag on the area so nothing would fall in the engine 8) I set the new intake on and started all the bolts and wet to whip my hands of and could not find my hand towel :stop::stop:
Yep it was under the new intake on the engine !!!!!!
True story I will never forget :-D
Yep it was under the new intake on the engine !!!!!!
True story I will never forget :-D
OldVart
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When you cut the grass and find 5 cars you forgot you owned.
When you make coffee and don't poor the water out of the coffee pot and into the coffee maker and turn it on #-o
been there dun that a couple times :-D
been there dun that a couple times :-D
HemiEd
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Reminds me of a friend, down in Kansas, that left his "trouble light" on, over the engine, for a few days, with the intake off. It was the heat of the summer, and the june bugs were attracted to the light of course, then they died and fell into the engine.
demon seed
The Original Demon Seed
When you have to sit on the toilet to pee cuss you can't be sure to hit the bowl standing up.:-D
justin hughes
Miss my car
ive found my crap /fart seperator is starting to stick a little.:-D
you go to the bath room and you forget why you are there.
dartcuda1
67 Barracuda 500ci 6sp
Whea you are doing brakes on a peterbuilt and can,t lift the last drum up to put it on. Mark
340demon
old man
when you put the water in the coffee pot but do not put coffee in the basket set the timmer and in the AM pour just hot water in your cup
cudadriver
Well-Known Member
When it takes 5 minutes for a half ounce pee.
As always i can top all of you. I put and engine in and my Brother in law, (Who doesn't know the difference between a dip stick and a pop cycle stick) asks "me isn't that suppose to go in there" and points to the torque converter on the garage floor ?
Nah, you know you're old when you look at the rings and say "Oh well, it should run fine on 7";)
ef8340
Well-Known Member
mike i had a similar dilema with a rag in the intake i was putting a 305 in a 72 monte carlo i had a rag stuffed in the intake to keep the dirt out well when it was time to put the carb on, on it went i was puzzled for weeks car would run decent for about a block or two then just die kinda like it was starving for fuel looked at the carb the squirters were a squirtin smelled like i flooded the hell out of it told my brother about it and he came over to look at it the next day hit the key it started right up ran like a watch then died upon further inspection my brother told me if the rag was outta there it would run better you know what it did
green1
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Walk into a room, or the shop; stare around, and walk back out, because you had a reason to go in there, but.....
Buy 2 of everything, because you hid the first one from yourself, have 2 of each tool, same.
Yeah, early AM piss; look down and ask " that the fastest you can do?"
Can remember 3rd grade, can't remember where that tool is, that you had 20 min ago.
Forget your pin number, bummer. lol
Buy 2 of everything, because you hid the first one from yourself, have 2 of each tool, same.
Yeah, early AM piss; look down and ask " that the fastest you can do?"
Can remember 3rd grade, can't remember where that tool is, that you had 20 min ago.
Forget your pin number, bummer. lol
green1
Well-Known Member
Oh, and open the back door, to a knock from the divorced neighbor, forgetting you just got out of the shower- naked. That actually turned out pretty good.
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