1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me,
for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow.
In fact, just bugger off and leave me alone.
2. Sex is like air. It's not that important unless you aren't getting any.
3. No one is listening until you pass wind.
4. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.
5. Never test the depth of the water with both feet
6. If you think nobody cares whether you're alive or dead,
try missing a couple of mortgage payments.
7. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in
their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a
mile away and you have their shoes.
8. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
9. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how
to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
10. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again,
it was probably well worth it
11. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything
12. Some days you are the dog, some days you are the tree.
13. Don't worry....it only seems kinky the first time.
14. Good judgment comes from bad experience ... And most of that comes from bad judgment.
15. A closed mouth gathers no foot.
18. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it
for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow.
In fact, just bugger off and leave me alone.
2. Sex is like air. It's not that important unless you aren't getting any.
3. No one is listening until you pass wind.
4. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.
5. Never test the depth of the water with both feet
6. If you think nobody cares whether you're alive or dead,
try missing a couple of mortgage payments.
7. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in
their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a
mile away and you have their shoes.
8. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
9. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how
to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
10. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again,
it was probably well worth it
11. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything
12. Some days you are the dog, some days you are the tree.
13. Don't worry....it only seems kinky the first time.
14. Good judgment comes from bad experience ... And most of that comes from bad judgment.
15. A closed mouth gathers no foot.
18. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it
