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    Look at it this way

    So cops are trolling...not patrolling. Makes sense. Good one, Mike.
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    Expensive Aromas

    An old Italian woman is riding the elevator in a very lavish New York City Office Building. A young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator and smelling like expensive perfume turns to the old Italian woman and says arrogantly, "Giorgio Beverly Hills, $100 an ounce!" The next young and...
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    Help me pick a beer

    Where did you find Okocim? I see that in one of your pics. That is a Polish beer. Not the greatest one, but lots of flavor. Heavy aftertaste, too.
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    Im stumped, It's missing and ticking.

    I've seen carbon deposits on the valves make a loud tapping noise as all your compression for the cylinder escapes past it. This affects power effectivly making it feel like it dropped a cylinder. It will run rough and can be erratic until enough carbon builds up to be a constant problem...
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    Watch Those Speeds

    A driver is pulled over by a policeman. The police man approaches the driver's door. "Is there a problem Officer?" The policeman says, "Sir, you were speeding. Can I see your license please?" The driver responds, "I'd give it to you but I don't have one." "You don't have one?"...
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    Keeping Mama Happy

    Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly Mother. The first said, "I built a big house for our Mother." The second said, "I sent her a Mercedes with a driver." The third smiled and said...
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    Favorite Beer or Beverage!

    Czechvar rocks. My favorite lager for sure. Perla (pronounced Perowa it is Polish) is really good but very hard to find. McDougal's Scottish Ale is my favorite ale. Black butte porter when I want something dark, and Lagunitas IPA when I want something really strong. Pacifico or Negra Modelo...
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    Weather in Arkansas

    Here in Idaho we were teased with a couple 70 degree days, but it got windy and colder with a high in the lower 50s the last couple of days. Supposed to hold on another day or so and then pop back up to the mid to upper 60s and sunny. I am looking forward to that. I have mowed my lawn already!
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    Ok - Help me out a little everyone.

    Old post regenerated...cool! I'm Dustin and I'm typin' this here from my home in Nampa, Idaho. I have been married for thirteen years, and have two kids. Bek is ten years and Jack is almost three months. I grew up a Mopar junkie, though the only cool ride was a '66 Coronet 500 that I dropped...
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    Three Surgeons

    Oh Yeah!!! Does anyone other than a New Yorker think that she is worth 2 Cents? Keep passin' that one on!!!
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    Watch those confessions

    A drunk man staggered into a Catholic church and sat down in a confession box, saying nothing. The bewildered priest coughed to attract his attention, but still the man said nothing. The priest then knocked on the wall three times in a final attempt to get the man to speak. Finally, the...
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    What the???

    I agree that the glass shouldn't have broken. That being said, $190 for a new piece of glass is great. I'm a reconditioning manager and I put put tons of glass in used cars because of the vast improvement. On my own ride, even though the glass is not broken, it is original (1971) and I will...
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    I can't belive this

    ...or even "NO ANGEL"
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    Layoff

    Too bad you can't keep an employee just on the basis of being a good employee. This joke has so much truth in it. I have been in the position to get rid of one of the afore mentioned catagories, I wont say which one, but I had to go around so many issues it was unreal. Never mind the fact...
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    Fuel sucking pig. My new truck !!

    Very nice truck, indeed. Say, can I borrow it tomorrow? Just jokin'. My '77 F250 highboy 4X4 with four fifty six gears and a 400 gets better economy than that. Course none of you want to hear about that.
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