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So cops are trolling...not patrolling. Makes sense. Good one, Mike.

An old Italian woman is riding the elevator in a very lavish New York City Office Building. A young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator and smelling like expensive perfume turns to the old Italian woman and says arrogantly, "Giorgio Beverly Hills, $100 an ounce!" The next young and...

Where did you find Okocim? I see that in one of your pics. That is a Polish beer. Not the greatest one, but lots of flavor. Heavy aftertaste, too.

I've seen carbon deposits on the valves make a loud tapping noise as all your compression for the cylinder escapes past it. This affects power effectivly making it feel like it dropped a cylinder. It will run rough and can be erratic until enough carbon builds up to be a constant problem...

A driver is pulled over by a policeman. The police man approaches the driver's door. "Is there a problem Officer?" The policeman says, "Sir, you were speeding. Can I see your license please?" The driver responds, "I'd give it to you but I don't have one." "You don't have one?"...

Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly Mother. The first said, "I built a big house for our Mother." The second said, "I sent her a Mercedes with a driver." The third smiled and said...

Czechvar rocks. My favorite lager for sure. Perla (pronounced Perowa it is Polish) is really good but very hard to find. McDougal's Scottish Ale is my favorite ale. Black butte porter when I want something dark, and Lagunitas IPA when I want something really strong. Pacifico or Negra Modelo...

Here in Idaho we were teased with a couple 70 degree days, but it got windy and colder with a high in the lower 50s the last couple of days. Supposed to hold on another day or so and then pop back up to the mid to upper 60s and sunny. I am looking forward to that. I have mowed my lawn already!

Old post regenerated...cool! I'm Dustin and I'm typin' this here from my home in Nampa, Idaho. I have been married for thirteen years, and have two kids. Bek is ten years and Jack is almost three months. I grew up a Mopar junkie, though the only cool ride was a '66 Coronet 500 that I dropped...

Oh Yeah!!! Does anyone other than a New Yorker think that she is worth 2 Cents? Keep passin' that one on!!!

A drunk man staggered into a Catholic church and sat down in a confession box, saying nothing. The bewildered priest coughed to attract his attention, but still the man said nothing. The priest then knocked on the wall three times in a final attempt to get the man to speak. Finally, the...

I agree that the glass shouldn't have broken. That being said, $190 for a new piece of glass is great. I'm a reconditioning manager and I put put tons of glass in used cars because of the vast improvement. On my own ride, even though the glass is not broken, it is original (1971) and I will...

...or even "NO ANGEL"

Too bad you can't keep an employee just on the basis of being a good employee. This joke has so much truth in it. I have been in the position to get rid of one of the afore mentioned catagories, I wont say which one, but I had to go around so many issues it was unreal. Never mind the fact...

Very nice truck, indeed. Say, can I borrow it tomorrow? Just jokin'. My '77 F250 highboy 4X4 with four fifty six gears and a 400 gets better economy than that. Course none of you want to hear about that.

That's good! I love blonde jokes!

A friend of mine bought some Viagra. When he took his first pill, it got stuck in his throat. It worked, though...he had a stiff neck all day!!!

An old stand by...albeit a terrific joke!!!

Ouch times two. This is good stuff...keep it up!

Right on!!!

You will not be happy if you try to make others happy about what you have. If you like the car, build it. There is a whole site here dedicated to people who love their rides and don't care what anybody thinks of them. Get a vision, and persue it. Pics of other's cars will only go so far...

Q. Where do you find a one legged dog? A. Right where you left it. If a turtle doesnt have a shell, is it naked or homeless? Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool? If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does...

I would guess that the only infractions in this photo would be violating the "open container" laws...unless your state does not have them.

Sure go ahead...........you better not! This pretty much explains how my whole marriage goes. When I pointed this out to the wife, she just got pouty. Truth hurts.

One day a preacher goes to visit an elderly lady. As he is sitting there talking with her, he notices a bowl of peanuts sitting on the table in front of him. "Do you mind if I have a few peanuts?" he asks the lady. "Help yourself," she replies. After about an hour and a half visit, he...

Niiiiice lookin' ride you got there. Welcome to the site, take advantage of the collective knowledge, and feel free to post and contribute. Glad ya signed in.

Man, these stories do hurt...I thought of a couple more I'd like another shot at... 1973 Barracuda 340--$1300 in 1987 1971 Challenger 340--$3500 in 1988 1972 Challenger 340--$2500 in 1988-89ish 1971 Barracuda Gran Tour 318--$900 Mind you, back then, none of these were rolling...

Incredible footage though. That would get the old adrenal glands going...

Here in Idaho we are victims of wolf transplants. I would have shot all those suckers. We have an unhealthy wolf population, too many!!! They are severly altering our elk population. The state protecting these "magnificent animals" is wrong on this one. Quite controversial here in the...

Three blondes were taking a walk in the country when they came upon a line of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those must be deer tracks!" The second blonde said, "No, stupid, anyone can tell those are rabbit tracks!" The third blondie said, "No, you idiots, those are horse tracks!"...