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An old Italian woman is riding the elevator in a very lavish New York City Office Building. A young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator and smelling like expensive perfume turns to the old Italian woman and says arrogantly, "Giorgio Beverly Hills, $100 an ounce!" The next young and...

A driver is pulled over by a policeman. The police man approaches the driver's door. "Is there a problem Officer?" The policeman says, "Sir, you were speeding. Can I see your license please?" The driver responds, "I'd give it to you but I don't have one." "You don't have one?"...

Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly Mother. The first said, "I built a big house for our Mother." The second said, "I sent her a Mercedes with a driver." The third smiled and said...

A drunk man staggered into a Catholic church and sat down in a confession box, saying nothing. The bewildered priest coughed to attract his attention, but still the man said nothing. The priest then knocked on the wall three times in a final attempt to get the man to speak. Finally, the...

A friend of mine bought some Viagra. When he took his first pill, it got stuck in his throat. It worked, though...he had a stiff neck all day!!!

Q. Where do you find a one legged dog? A. Right where you left it. If a turtle doesnt have a shell, is it naked or homeless? Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool? If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does...

One day a preacher goes to visit an elderly lady. As he is sitting there talking with her, he notices a bowl of peanuts sitting on the table in front of him. "Do you mind if I have a few peanuts?" he asks the lady. "Help yourself," she replies. After about an hour and a half visit, he...

A blonde and a brunette are on opposite sides of a river. The brunette wants to get across. She yells across to the blonde, "Hey, how do I get to the other side?" The blonde shakes her head and yells back - "People like you really piss me off. You ARE on the other side!"

What did you pass up, not have money for, lost the number to, or have sold just before you got there? Looking back can hurt. Summer of 1988. I had just graduated high school and had no money. Naturally that is the best time to find something. I was at a local show, drooling over a park...

I've heard heads are interchangable for 318 and 360. What about the 340?

According to a news report, a certain private school in Victoria, BC recently was faced with a unique problem. A number of grade 12 girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to...

The young teacher asked the class to correctly use the word "definitely" in a sentence. Betty was the first to raise her hand, and the teacher called on her. "The sky is definitely blue." The teacher replied, "Well, Betty, that is not completely true. The sky can be orange, purple, or...

So the blonde was working feverishly on a puzzle and was getting frustrated at how difficult it was. She looked up in time to see a man coming by and asks him, "Sir, could you help me put this puzzle of a rooster together?" He glances down at the picture on the box and calmly says, "I'll...

Hello. I thought I would check this site out after my brother told me quite a bit about it. RPM, by the way is my bro. He has said nothing but good things about this site. I, sadly, currently do not have a toy...Mopar or otherwise, but I do have a newborn son, so my time is used quite well...