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Poo Poo.

I in no way, shape, or form support muslims, but I must object to your original statement. You can joke about Catholics, Italians, Irish, ect., but try to tell a jewish joke without being called a racist, or nazi. Nobody but a jewish comedian can tell a joke about the jewish. They are the sacred...

My hands get cold thinking about making all those snowmen.

Freak show pretty much sums it up.

I heard that one years ago...but with Jimmy Swaggart.

No, But he'll have more head room!

Now he goes around half-cocked!

When my wife turned 40, I asked her if I was entitled to exchange her for two 20's........She said I'm not wired for 220. :???:

I think he's lying thru his tooth!

I wan joo to meet my leedle frin.

12. A gun doesn't mind if you bring home another gun.

The core of my tools is Challenger/Proto......I've never had a problem in over 35 years. The only problem is that Ingersol-Rand got out of the tool business years ago......

I always thought a ford repair kit was bailing wire, not copper wire! :D

Macdonalds

But when it's black on white it's never a hate crime........

I got a gun for my wife.........it was a good trade!:finga:

352 ford

My Viagra got stuck under my upper lip!

You can quit smiling Susan, the cop is wearing a wedding ring......

It's a little known fact that the toothbrush was invented in Arkansas. If it were invented anywhere else, it would have been named the teethbrush.

This happens every time I eat lutefisk and slam two bottles of vodka!

:wack:

It's true, I read it on the internet!

I told you my **** was bigger than yours!

:thumblef:

No, I'm married to the same woman for 22 years.

How does a real man know when a woman has an orgasm? A real man doesn't care!

As long as you don't have a blowout!

LOL Great!

If she farts, the bike will disappear!