Search results for query: *

So cops are trolling...not patrolling. Makes sense. Good one, Mike.

An old Italian woman is riding the elevator in a very lavish New York City Office Building. A young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator and smelling like expensive perfume turns to the old Italian woman and says arrogantly, "Giorgio Beverly Hills, $100 an ounce!" The next young and...

A driver is pulled over by a policeman. The police man approaches the driver's door. "Is there a problem Officer?" The policeman says, "Sir, you were speeding. Can I see your license please?" The driver responds, "I'd give it to you but I don't have one." "You don't have one?"...

Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly Mother. The first said, "I built a big house for our Mother." The second said, "I sent her a Mercedes with a driver." The third smiled and said...

Here in Idaho we were teased with a couple 70 degree days, but it got windy and colder with a high in the lower 50s the last couple of days. Supposed to hold on another day or so and then pop back up to the mid to upper 60s and sunny. I am looking forward to that. I have mowed my lawn already!

Oh Yeah!!! Does anyone other than a New Yorker think that she is worth 2 Cents? Keep passin' that one on!!!

A drunk man staggered into a Catholic church and sat down in a confession box, saying nothing. The bewildered priest coughed to attract his attention, but still the man said nothing. The priest then knocked on the wall three times in a final attempt to get the man to speak. Finally, the...

Too bad you can't keep an employee just on the basis of being a good employee. This joke has so much truth in it. I have been in the position to get rid of one of the afore mentioned catagories, I wont say which one, but I had to go around so many issues it was unreal. Never mind the fact...

That's good! I love blonde jokes!

A friend of mine bought some Viagra. When he took his first pill, it got stuck in his throat. It worked, though...he had a stiff neck all day!!!

An old stand by...albeit a terrific joke!!!

Ouch times two. This is good stuff...keep it up!

Right on!!!

Q. Where do you find a one legged dog? A. Right where you left it. If a turtle doesnt have a shell, is it naked or homeless? Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool? If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does...

I would guess that the only infractions in this photo would be violating the "open container" laws...unless your state does not have them.

Sure go ahead...........you better not! This pretty much explains how my whole marriage goes. When I pointed this out to the wife, she just got pouty. Truth hurts.

One day a preacher goes to visit an elderly lady. As he is sitting there talking with her, he notices a bowl of peanuts sitting on the table in front of him. "Do you mind if I have a few peanuts?" he asks the lady. "Help yourself," she replies. After about an hour and a half visit, he...

Three blondes were taking a walk in the country when they came upon a line of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those must be deer tracks!" The second blonde said, "No, stupid, anyone can tell those are rabbit tracks!" The third blondie said, "No, you idiots, those are horse tracks!"...

A blonde and a brunette are on opposite sides of a river. The brunette wants to get across. She yells across to the blonde, "Hey, how do I get to the other side?" The blonde shakes her head and yells back - "People like you really piss me off. You ARE on the other side!"

Now that's funny. Where do you find this stuff, Memike?

I'll get this russian puzzle yet....it must be too late...yeah, thats the ticket...

It's all a matter of perspective...he's right, though.

According to a news report, a certain private school in Victoria, BC recently was faced with a unique problem. A number of grade 12 girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to...

This Idaho redneck salutes you, memike. And yes, this site rocks!

The young teacher asked the class to correctly use the word "definitely" in a sentence. Betty was the first to raise her hand, and the teacher called on her. "The sky is definitely blue." The teacher replied, "Well, Betty, that is not completely true. The sky can be orange, purple, or...

Right on! That one will be used a few times this week fer certain.

It appears we have at least one wise sage on this site.

I did so enjoy reading these to the Missus.

So the blonde was working feverishly on a puzzle and was getting frustrated at how difficult it was. She looked up in time to see a man coming by and asks him, "Sir, could you help me put this puzzle of a rooster together?" He glances down at the picture on the box and calmly says, "I'll...

[Susan] was trying to convince my wife just how good beer is.