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This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience. It has an indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh Out Loud. This is a strictly ..... mathematical viewpoint... and it goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever...

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Her son comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores. " Not yet," said the little boy. His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores. He's a little teed off - but goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to...

hijacked but too good not to pass on Guys, you have to show this to the ladies... My night began as any other normal weeknight. Come home, fix dinner, and play with the kids. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the next few hours: ‘Maybe I should pull the...

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Old if.....................ah..........................what was I.................I think I might have to pee...............................oh my!..............I guess I did..Ooops Young people reading this and LOL, ( snide laugh ) this is what you will be "looking forward" to. Enjoy your...

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LMAO you bunch of old farts

You think libido is an Italian sauce. You remember the Dead Sea when it was just sick. next

I was astounded this morning watching CNN/HLN and heard that this is the last year WGN will be broadcasting Cubs games. I called CNN Atlanta and after much "on hold" and being transferred many times I finally was put in contact with someone who had the facts. I was like,..WTF is going on ...

THE BRIDGE A man on his Harley was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, God said, 'because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.' The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a...

So is my wife depending on the month. Any apply ?

I agree with the e-Bay advice but notify Jay Leno first for "Things On e-bay". However, that looks like the ketchup pack from the formal dinner I took my ex-wife ( # ? ) out to. If it has a little "@" ( copyright ) on it then it's my lost packet. PM me for address to return to rightful owner.

163 views and nobody says, " well crap, I actually looked " They ARE kinda cute though.

A friend tells the blonde, "Christmas is on a Friday this year." The blond says, "Let's hope it's not the 13th." ------------------------------------ Two blondes find three grenades, and they decide to take them to a police station. One asks, "What if one explodes before we get there?"...

Grandpa, What Is Couple Sex? An 8-year-old girl went to her grandfather, who was working in the yard and asked him, "Grampa, what is couple sex?" The grandfather was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decided that if she's old enough to know to ask...

For some reason I missed one ( #10 ) for a score of 19. When I had hair; I used more than a dab ( but then I was 17 ). Kinda difficult to coat single hairs these days. God Bless all. Below are the right answers: 1. D - Wonder Bread 2. G - Cassius Clay 3. B - He Is Us 4. A -...

OLD PEOPLE'S MEMORY TEST This is not a pushover test. There are 20 questions. Average score is 12. This one will be very difficult for the younger set. Have fun, but no peeking! When you forward this to your friends/family, put your score in the subject line and let them know your score. Don't...

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Nah, Titan's too old and blind for a rumble. he sounds mean as heck when someone knocks on the door but as soon as it's opened " OH BOY, another human to pet me".

Bet my dog can lick your dogs.

What test ?

Back when there were book stores I saw a book titled " What Men Know About Women ". All the pages were blank.

We all get these scams but this one cracked me up: THE PRESIDENCY OFFICE OF THE CHIEF AUDITOR TO THE PRESIDENT INTERNATIONAL CREDIT SETTLEMENT DEPT FEDERAL MINISTRY OF FINANCE Email: [email protected] Our Ref: FGN /SNT/STB Sir. THIS IS TO OFFICIALLY INFORM YOU THAT WE HAVE...

I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, 'Mom, that lady isn't wearing a seat belt!'...

Should I Really Join Facebook... Read it all the way through! It's a good laugh! AND really quite true!! A good laugh for people in the over 50 group !!! When I bought my Blackberry, I thought about the 30-year business I ran with 1800 employees, all without a cell phone that plays music...

If a tree falls in the forrest and no one is there to hear, does it make a sound ? Answer, NO, due to the propagation of sound waves if there is no "recording" entinty to perceive the disturbance of propagated waves there is no actaual "sound". If a man speaks and there is no woman to...