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Robbie,
For sure, ya hed spoiled milk in yer flakes this mornin, eh?
This organ-i-zation is inspired by yer cumments - For sure, our taup prioritee taday will be gettin you, yer faal mooth, and yer at-tee-tude right oot of this, here, countree - Ehhh-s-ehhh-p! Rest assurrd...