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A traveling salesman rings the doorbell and 10-year-old Little Johnny answers, holding a beer and smoking a fat cigar. The salesman says, "Little boy, is your mother home?" Little Johnny taps his ash on the carpet and says, "What the f&%# do you think?"

Little Johnny went to his mother demanding a new bicycle. His mother decided that he should take a look at himself and the way he acts. She said, "Well Johnny, it isn't Christmas and we don't have the money to just go out and buy you anything you want. So why don't you write a letter to Jesus...

LittleJohnny, on a day when he was being particularly reckless, was playing in the backyard one morning. Soon, some honeybees started swirling around, annoying little Johnny. He began stomping on them in his temper. His father caught him trampling the honeybees, and after a brief moment of...

ahahahahaaaaa!!! That's awesome! I laughed so hard my throat hurts!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2T7KRHV-FIQ

The original http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwTZ2xpQwpA And the remix, lol. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2x2W12A8Qow

Youngin's turn to speak! Howz about ya'll check the date rite above the picture... never mind it's right at the end of the URL... see? I ain't foolin' around! (and that's just a horrible pun considering the story...)

A man after my own heart! Hopefully not literally... "Are you even listening to me?" "...no."

I know it isn't the greatest quality, go camera phones...

And to come, a video of me dancing it up on those stilts. I'm originally 6'4", so the addition of the stilts put me just over 10'. O, did i mention i had no previous stilt experience, and it's completely volunteer work for the Boys and Girls club that i'm a part of. This last year we raised...

Hahaha! I was laughing so hard by the time i got to step 5 i was gettin funny looks from those around me. I just had to be in my paramedic student uniform raisin money at the hospital when i decided to check abodies.

I LOVE lil johny. Makes my day, good ones Xcptshnl1!

Luv it. Works well with fathers too. ;)

LOL!!! Best way to learn. hahahahahahaha...sounds like something my dad would do...

BURN!:snakeman:

I'm pretty sure i need to stop lauging and breathe, but its kinda hard to do. :thumbup:

LMAO!!! Thats awesome! Good one!

This is pretty much amazing! Just follow the instructions. Weird how the human bain works eh? http://www.funny.com/cgi-bin/WebObjects/Funny.woa/wa/funny?fn=CE1YO&Funny_Pictures=cool_dots

10. The monitor is up on blocks. 9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them. 8. The six front keys have rotted out. 7. The extra RAM ports have truck parts stored in them. 6. The numeric keypad only goes up to six. 5. The password is "Bubba". 4. There's a gun rack mounted on the CPU. 3...

LMFAO!!! Good one Cudachick!Bwahahaha, i love dark humor.

Nothing?

Ya, i think i quit too. Feel free to call 462-4355. (look at your phone, and translate all those numbers to letters. I kinda wanna know the person that actually has this number...[look to title for those without access to phone])

I think the title of the thread sums this up...uh WTF? That however was freakin hilarious...but how does it pretain to 'mini' vans?

HOLY COW!!! ...er... deer... Thats crazy!

What is so fragile that if you say its name, you shall break it? More powerful then god? More evil then the devil? Rich people want it. Poor people have it. If you eat it you shall die. What is it?

I would do one up, big block, dana 60, yadda... and then add a tow package and haul the race car with it. Hehe. imagine that, 6 foot car, 24 foot trailer. hehe. Now if i could stop the wind from blowing it ll over...

Hmm doesn't even work on youtube...weird! Some other videos work, and some other videos also don't. :munky2: