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He likes to play around with cooking...made Bacon weave today I didn't get any...he's so gonna Pay........ recipe: bacon....lot's of it!!! weaved together and add brown sugar and cinnamon......

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Sometime this year, we taxpayers will again receive another 'Economic Stimulus' payment. This is indeed a very exciting program and I'll explain it by using a Q & A format: Q. What is an 'Economic Stimulus' payment? A. It is money that the federal government will send to...

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girlSaid, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode Motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and Drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the Toilet seat up and farted...

A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened . Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00. when The postal authorities received the letter to God, USA, they decided to send it to the President. The president was so amused that he...

Even if you don't own a dog at present, you'll appreciate the efforts of this owner to sell her dog. Read the sales pitch! Dog For Sale Free to good home. Excellent guard dog. Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more drug pushers, thieves...

Texas SexThe Rodeo PositionTwo Texans were out on the range talking about their favourite sex positions. One said, "Think I enjoy the rodeo position the best." "I don't think I have ever heard of that one," said the other cowboy. "What is it?""Well, it's where you get your wife down on all fours...

http://members.iinet.net.au/~pontipak/redsquare.html hope this work's for ya!! my record is 21.359 ths is some test they supposedly give to air force pilot's,they are expected to do this for over 2 minutes......good luck

THE AMISH AND THE ELEVATOR An Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again. The boy asked, 'What is this, Father?' The father (never having seen...

This one is priceless....A lesson to be learned from typing the wrong email address!! A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic...

There was a family gathering, with all generations around the table. Mischievous teenagers put a Viagra tablet into Grandpa's drink, and after a while, Grandpa excused himself because he had to go to the bathroom. When he returned, however, his trousers were soaking wet all over. "What...

We all know those cute little computer symbols called 'emoticons,' where: :) means a smile and :( is a frown. Sometimes these are represented by :-) :-( Well, how about some 'ASSICONS?' Here goes: (_!_) a regular *** (__!__) a fat *** (!) a tight *** (_*_) a sore ***...

http://rover.ebay.com/rover/1/711-1751-2978-71/1?AID=5463217&PID=2910048+&mpre=http%3A%2F%2Ffeedback.ebay.com%2Fws%2FeBayISAPI.dll%3FViewFeedback2%26ftab%3DFeedbackLeftForOthers%26userid%3Dtryork5ifp%26fromPage%3D-1%26iid%3D-1%26de%3Doff%26items%3D25%26page%3D1 hope this works

A man was driving when a traffic camera flashed. He thought his picture was taken for exceeding the speed limit, even though he knew he was not speeding. Just to be sure, he went around the block and passed the same spot driving even more slowly, but again the camera flashed. He thought...

Grandma who is eighty eight and still drivin her hemi belvedere writes... Dear Grand-daughter, The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and saw a 'Honk if you love Jesus' bumper sticker .. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had...

Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as aircraft mechanics in PITTSBURGH . One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do. Bud said, 'Man, I wish we had something to drink!' Jim says, 'Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink Jet fuel...

For his birthday, little Joseph asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His fathersaid, 'Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it.'The next day the father saw little Joseph heading out the front door witha...

This ricer ate a 340 alive!!! Literally!!! beware if you pull up next to this thing(it won't be like shootin fish in a barrel)

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A woman found the following note on her refrigerator one morning: My Dear Wife, You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy.. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that...

Some people are like slinkies,not really good for anything but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs. You only need two tools in life,wd 40 and duct tape.if it doesnt move and should..use wd 40 if it shouldnt move and does...duct tape for more exercise put the tv and...

heres some pic's ...for fun you can guess which caption goes with which picture #1 I'm Dreaming of a big Desert #2 I'm Praying for a big Desert #3 I'm so full #4 I'm praying you'll bring it to meeeeee #5 Hey You in the santa hat,bring me my desert......now puleeezee!just put it here on...