So I go out in the back last night and these are layin by the shed................
So I go out in the back last night and these are layin by the shed................
You bought them last week at a yard sale, don't you remember?
"Bazinga"
I swear this is a true story..............
I'm standin in my living room talking to a friend of mine. I look down at the table, and here's my cell holster, only it's empty. So I'm lookin' around and "DAMN!!"
"Whazza matta?" says my friend
"Well, here's my cell holster, but I can't find my phone."
"How many 'ya need, 'yer talkin to me on ONE of em!!!"