But, Your Honor....

[Oklacarcollecto]

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.

This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested. ... The case came up in court.

The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself. .

The man replied, 'Well your Honor, it was like this...when the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition.

She sat down under a sign that said, ‘The Double Mint Twins are coming' and I grinned.

Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, 'Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling,' and I had to smile.

Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, 'William's Big Stick Did the Trick,' and I could hardly contain myself.

But, Your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, 'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident!' .... I just lost it!

 

[CudaChick1968]

That's a good one!

 

[Abodybomber]

Geez...

 

[67Dart273]

Lmao

 

[67Dart273]

Guy gets a tour through a rubber factory

First they came to a section where the machines were going PHOOO, swish, PHOOO, shish and the tour guide explained that the first noise was the the latex gloves being injected into the mold, and the swish was the sound they make coming back out.

So they go to the next section of the factory, and here, the guide said, were are making condoms.

The machines were going PHOOO, swish, PHOOO, swish, PHOOO, swish, PHOOO, swish, PHOOO, swish, PHOOO, swish, PHOOO, swish, PHOOO, swish, PHOOO, swish, PHOOO, swish, SSSSST!!!

The guest asked the guide, "I assume that the first sound is the condom being injected, and the second sound is the condom being removed, but what is that last sound every so often?"

"Well," said the guide, "Your are right about what you hear. That SSSST every so often is making a tiny perforation in every 1 out of 10 condoms so we will stay in business!!!!

 

[Oklacarcollecto]

"well," said the guide, "your are right about what you hear. That sssst every so often is making a tiny perforation in every 1 out of 10 condoms so we will stay in business!!!!

lmao