Classic insults

[Dartnut]

She looks like she fell out of the ugly tree and broke every branch on the way down with her face.

 

[Dartnut]

He's so ugly that when he was born, the doctor slapped his mom.

 

[Dartnut]

If my dog had a face like yours, I would shave his *** and teach him how to walk backwards.

 

[Dartnut]

She has a face only a mother would love and her dad would die laughing.

 

[Dartnut]

He's so ugly that his parents fed him with a sling-shot.

 

[Dartswinger70]

"With friends like that, who needs enemas..."

 

[Dartswinger70]

Here is one of the many classic exchanges between Fred and Aunt Esther:

Aunt Esther: My body was blessed by Mother Nature, honey. Fred Sanford: And as you got older, it was cursed by Father Time

 

[Ahoey]

Oh wow got a $100 gift card for Princess Auto yee haw. Us western Canadians will know what that is

 

[Moparvinson]

Here is one of the many classic exchanges between Fred and Aunt Esther:

Aunt Esther: My body was blessed by Mother Nature, honey. Fred Sanford: And as you got older, it was cursed by Father Time

I like when aunt ester said " beauty is only skin deep" and Fred told her " well you must have been born inside out".

 

[mopardude62]

Watch it sucka……

 

[DartGTDan]

It's better to let people think you're an idiot, then to open your mouth and prove it!

 

[Ahoey]

It's better to let people think you're an idiot, then to open your mouth and prove it!

Stuck my foot in my mouth more than once LOL. Cause you don’t know the same things I don’t know

 

[Dartnut]

Stuck my foot in my mouth more than once LOL. Cause you don’t know the same things I don’t know

You sound like the ending song on Corner Gas...