Dumb Autozone employee

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My buddy sits in an office at O'Reilly corp. and is one that they call when the counterman can't figure out a part. This happens all the time.
 
You know what I like about Autozone?

They keep all the idiots in the same place instead of messing up the good parts stores.

We're not all idiots, i have been working on and building cars for 30 years now:burnout:
There are idiots behind the counter i give you that but there are alot idiots in front of the counter that have no idea what they are working on other than it's a Ford and it's blue.
 
One day my friend Tim and I were feeling creative, he grabbed one of his small vid cams and we went to Auto Zone, camera hidden in his coat, I walked up to the counter and the doofy looking kid behind the counter asked if he could help me, I told him I needed parts to my car, He asked what kind, I told him that it was a 1986 Delorian, he typed it into the pc and asked what part I needed, I told him I needed a Flux Capacitor, and the kid still oblivious looked it up and asked me what size i needed!! I told him 1.21 gigawatts, he typed it in.. and told me that it would take 2 weeks to ship to the store!! Im busting up laughing at this point and the kid doesnt understand why... So I said nevermind i need one today so I can go back to 2045 and he still didnt get it so I left and wonder how that store is open when it hires people who know nothing about cars!!

Sounds like every single autozone I've ever been to. (minus one cool employee, who is a member here.)

Oreilly seems to hire people who at least like cars
 
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