Favorite Bumper Sticker Slogan

[greenhornet]

 

[Brian Hafliger]

Whats yours? Saw this one today ; made me laugh..

"Statistics say 6 out of 10 women are battered. Why am I still eating mine plain?"

I spit up a little bit laughing so hard at that one!!

 

[greenhornet]

 

[55Redneck]

I saw one on the bumper of a lifted early 80's GMC 4x4 with big mudders on it that cracked me up.

Dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians.=P~

 

[comoxian]

A few that I got in an email last week.

 

[65cudalover]

"Far Right is Far Wrong"

 

[stansblue72]

Put this one on my sister-in-laws bumper --- If you don't like my driving get off the sidewalk!

My favorite - I love animals There tasty!

 

[russduanegreen]

This car is a HYBRID, Burns gas and rubber

 

[71DartGuy]

My Favorite... "Eat More Cats"

I'm a dog person.

 

[moparornocar72]

i want one that says "if i'm passing you on the right, you're in the wrong lane" i hate people who feel the need to drive in the "passing lane"

+1

 

[moparornocar72]

Lift it, fat chicks can't jump, or low riders are for little boys who can't get it up

 

[1967DartGT]

For such a small town
there's sure alot of a$$holes

 

[valiantpatrol]

I saw this slogan painted on a dodge pickup, and couldn't find it on a bumper sticker. No truer words were ever spoken with regard to interstate driving...

"If you can't dodge it, RAM it"

 

[tomt966]

On the rear window of my truck "Annoy a liberal, work hard and be happy"

 

[Cooter]

Had this one on the back of my D150:

"Dont steal, The Government hates competition"

 

[340 8BBL]

ill keep my guns, freedom,and money.you keep the "change".

 

[Darwin]

Two that I actually have on my pick up.

Bend Over Al, So I Can Leave My Carbon Footprint.

Obama, Keep Your Cash, I Like My Gas Guzzlin', Soot Spewin', PAID FOR CLUNKER

 

[ramcharger]

"My Guns Killed Less People Than Ted Kennedy's Car".

 

[ssduster360]

horn broke, watch for finger! :thebirdm:

 

[scoot439]

On my wifes car...

If you're going to ride my a$$, at least pull my hair.

 

[cudaspaz]

I saw one on a toyota camry with two teenage girls in it.
it said "Honk if parts fall off."

So I got next to them at a red light and honked.

Both of their heads snapped over and they looked at me funny, and I said 'Parts fell off" and smiled.

The pasenger looked at me like wha???

and the driver shook her head, smiled and said "uh huh."...you had to be there.

 

[cudaspaz]

I'm having this one made up..

Real men kill jihadists.

 

[caferacerx]

P.E.T.A.
people eating tasty animals

 

[tmj91]

O how about

Keep honking, im reloading

 

[3404speed]

You're only young once, but if you do it right, once is enough.