Favorite Bumper Sticker Slogan

[340mopar]

Not a bumber sticker but I should make it one. It is a saying I have.

"If you don't like ME there must be something wrong with YOU"


Chuck

 

[OneOfMany]

OK.. not a bumper sticker, but still one of my favorite T-shirt slogans:

Hard to spell, easy to draw

 

[Fstforward]

Bend Over Here It Comes Again

 

[memike]

Keep it neat on the street's
And fast at the track :burnout:

 

[340mopar]

Saw this one in the late 70's.

"Ban low performance drivers not high performance cars"


Chuck

 

[Rick@Laysons]

I AM NOT 50!!!!!
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I'm only $49.95!!!!!!

 

[MoparMuscleGuy]

That's not a haircut, it's a cry for help.

 

[inkjunkie]

Stop Inbreeeding Ban Country Music

 

[340mopar]

"Horsepower is like money... You can never have too much"


Chuck

 

[inkjunkie]

A tisket a tasket a condom or a casket

 

[yellowdartdave]

Just realized that 340mopar had already posted it.........


Oldy but goody from back in the early 70s, came out during the auto insurance crack down on hi-po cars. I used to have a bunch of them-they got lost in the move to Florida in 1978.

BAN LOW PERFORMANCE DRIVERS, NOT HIGH PERFORMANCE CARS.

 

[NitrofumesTF]

"Raising Children is Like Slowly Being Pecked to Death by a Duck"

 

[cudadriver]

Jesus saves but Moses invests.

 

[cudaspaz]

Back off city boy!

Jesus loves you
But everyone else thinks you're an asshole!

I brake for tailgaters!

Fight crime
Shoot back!

(I put this on trucks tailgates)

Driver not responsible for rocks coming from my improperly loaded truck and faulty tailgate.

Left lane fast lane
Right lane slow lane.

Turn signals....
Yes, they come standard on BMW's too.

HYBRID...
Burns rubber and gas.

 

[mopardude318]

One Big Ass Mistake America

 

[briankaplan]

Here's the one I like.
Lead, Follow, or Get the Hell of the Way!

 

[bargeahead]

I hear voices.........and they don't like you.

 

[cudaspaz]

I'm schizophrenic and so am I.:cheers::cheers:

 

[hypermite]

My favorite,

"If we're not supposed to eat animals, Then how come God made them out of meat ?"

 

[greenhornet]

cudaspaz, I saw this one you posted a few years ago on a bumper, LMFAO!!!

Jesus loves you
But everyone else thinks you're an asshole!

 

[cudaspaz]

My favorite,

"If we're not supposed to eat animals, Then how come God made them out of meat ?"

:cheers::cheers::cheers::cheers::cheers:

 

[dodgetkboy78]

If it's called tourist season, then why cant we shoot them?

 

[cudaspaz]

This is a no Obama zone.
mention his name and I will drop you where you stand.

 

[stroked 340]

Best one i've ever seen...1/20/13 OBAMAS LAST DAY IN OFFICE...

 

[greenhornet]