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Morning, I was thinking 10 hrs a side for those quarters ? The body guy is reasonably priced at 40 per hour +materials ?
 
I am back. Nothing I wanted at this time but Detroit does not have many people out. Lots of trucks on the freeway keeping us all stocked.
 
Fred Scigliano said:
Nothing like riding bareback just kick em real hard and hang on. lol
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A guy wanted to have sex with his girlfriend but she was epileptic and having a seizure so he ran to his neighbour for help. They both managed to get her on the bed but she was still convulsing. They had the bright idea to tie her arms and legs to the bed to stop her. Once they got that done the guy takes his clothes off and jumps on top of his girlfriend. He then turned to his neighbour and said thanks now cut her loose.
 
I just got back from Walmart and checked myself out.
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Went shopping today in one of the local towns and everything was normal there. I spent more money but was worth not fighting crowds in a bigger town and the toilet paper shelves were full so I stocked up on it and bought a 6 pack so I have enough to last a few months.
Kotex was on sale and thought that would be a good butt wipe for people that need to stock up on more butt wipe just peel the adhesive side stick it to your hand and wipe away.:lol:
 
Fred Scigliano said:
Went shopping today in one of the local towns and everything was normal there. I spent more money but was worth not fighting crowds in a bigger town and the toilet paper shelves were full so I stocked up on it and bought a 6 pack so I have enough to last a few months.
Kotex was on sale and thought that would be a good butt wipe for people that need to stock up on more butt wipe just peel the adhesive side stick it to your hand and wipe away.:lol:
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Thats my trick when ice fishing. I stick it to my coat sleeve and wipe my nose on it. Septic systems do not handle them very well.
 
Fred Scigliano said:
Works great when waxing a car as well.
Never flushed one so have know idea. lol
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wax on... whacks off. lol Them damned tampoons will get as big as a basketball in a septic system. Let my "swingin' " buddy live in a little apartment I had while he was building his house. I said no condoms or rags in the toilet. I guess he forgot to relay that to the "ladies". Pulled the lid of the septic lid and it was teaming with condoms. PRICK
 
Bodyperson said:
wax on... whacks off. lol Them damned tampoons will get as big as a basketball in a septic system. Let my "swingin' " buddy live in a little apartment I had while he was building his house. I said no condoms or rags in the toilet. I guess he forgot to relay that to the "ladies". Pulled the lid of the septic lid and it was teaming with condoms. PRICK
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I here ya had the same problem when I rented out a house they clogged the septic tank with condoms and grease.
 
Fred Scigliano said:
Went shopping today in one of the local towns and everything was normal there. I spent more money but was worth not fighting crowds in a bigger town and the toilet paper shelves were full so I stocked up on it and bought a 6 pack so I have enough to last a few months.
Kotex was on sale and thought that would be a good butt wipe for people that need to stock up on more butt wipe just peel the adhesive side stick it to your hand and wipe away.:lol:
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You ready to lose those 6.:poke:

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Kansas just cancelled the rest of the school year. Darn disease is inching its way toward me. Couple counties away. I haven't checked, but heard Wal Mart is getting stripped pretty bare.
 
Yunick13 said:
Kansas just cancelled the rest of the school year. Darn disease is inching its way toward me. Couple counties away. I haven't checked, but heard Wal Mart is getting stripped pretty bare.
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Not to bad here yet instead of buying more guns an ammo I stocked up on chili. lol
 
Yunick13 said:
Bought a can of it myself
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Bought 2 onions. Could have bought more but don't want to be a hoarder. People are pretty nuts around here. Wifes employer just called and told her to sign up for unemployment.
 
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