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Biff said:
It is ,hunting and fishing ,sea food not into any but lots of friends are I just like to get out in the bush for the piece an quiet.
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Made myself sick from the richness from the fresh seafood. I think we have had this discussion already. Beautiful non the less.
 
Mark Wainwright said:
Morning Fellas. Another iffy day today.
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Got the ify part alright. This is Manitoba you don’t like the weather wait 10 minutes. Goes from 40C in summer to -45C in winter. Have seen frost in almost every month and rain in almost every month. 4 C now chance of rain that tells me it’s going to snow. But we’ll see what the day brings.
 
Another wet miserable day. Did get rid of two inside French doors so good to get rid of them. I gave them away and I also cut two panes of glass for them as one was missing and one was cracked so the guy was very pleased. Tried selling them in Kijiji and FB marketplace and had no takers but as soon as I put free they were all over it. LOL. I got them for free so out nothing and got rid of some glass I had downstairs.
 
An Ounce of Brain

A man is lying in the hospital, waiting to be the first person in history to receive a brain transplant.

A doctor comes in and says "Congratulations! But unfortunately since this is a new procedure your insurance isn't going to cover it all. So we're going to give you 3 choices for brains and you can decide which you can afford."

"Okay, what are they?" Says the man to the doctor.

The doctor says "Well, first there's the engineer brain, that's $100 an ounce. Then there's an astrophysicist brain, that'll cost you $200 an ounce. Finally there's the politician's brain. That's the most expensive at $1000 an ounce."

The man looks at the doctor, surprised. "That’s absurd! Why is the politician's brain so expensive?"

The doctor turns to him and says "Sir, do you have any idea how MANY politicians it takes to get an ounce of brain?!?"
 
nothingbutdarts said:
An Ounce of Brain

A man is lying in the hospital, waiting to be the first person in history to receive a brain transplant.

A doctor comes in and says "Congratulations! But unfortunately since this is a new procedure your insurance isn't going to cover it all. So we're going to give you 3 choices for brains and you can decide which you can afford."

"Okay, what are they?" Says the man to the doctor.

The doctor says "Well, first there's the engineer brain, that's $100 an ounce. Then there's an astrophysicist brain, that'll cost you $200 an ounce. Finally there's the politician's brain. That's the most expensive at $1000 an ounce."

The man looks at the doctor, surprised. "That’s absurd! Why is the politician's brain so expensive?"

The doctor turns to him and says "Sir, do you have any idea how MANY politicians it takes to get an ounce of brain?!?"
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:rofl::rofl::rofl:
 
nothingbutdarts said:
An Ounce of Brain

A man is lying in the hospital, waiting to be the first person in history to receive a brain transplant.

A doctor comes in and says "Congratulations! But unfortunately since this is a new procedure your insurance isn't going to cover it all. So we're going to give you 3 choices for brains and you can decide which you can afford."

"Okay, what are they?" Says the man to the doctor.

The doctor says "Well, first there's the engineer brain, that's $100 an ounce. Then there's an astrophysicist brain, that'll cost you $200 an ounce. Finally there's the politician's brain. That's the most expensive at $1000 an ounce."

The man looks at the doctor, surprised. "That’s absurd! Why is the politician's brain so expensive?"

The doctor turns to him and says "Sir, do you have any idea how MANY politicians it takes to get an ounce of brain?!?"
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And then you have to clean all the bullshit out of them.
 
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