> A bakery owner hires a young female shop assistant who liked to wear
very short skirts and thong panties.
> One day a young man enters the store, glances at the shop assistant and
at the loaves of bread behind the counter.
> Noticing her short skirt and the location of the raisin bread, he has a
brilliant idea.
> "I'd like some raisin bread please," the man says.
> The shop assistant nods and climbs up a ladder to reach the raisin bread
located on the very top shelf.
> The man standing almost directly beneath her is provided with an
excellent view, just as he thought.
> When she descends the ladder, he decides that he had better get two loaves.
> As the shop assistant retrieves the second loaf of bread, one of the
other male customers notices what's going on and requests his own loaf
of raisin bread.
> After many trips she is tired and irritated and begins to wonder, "Why
the unusual interest in the raisin bread?"
> Atop the ladder one more time, she looks down and glares at the men
standing below.
> Then, she notices an elderly man standing amongst the crowd.
> Thinking that she can save herself another trip, she yells at the
elderly man, "Is it raisin for you too?"
> "No," he stammers, "But it's quivering' a little."