Where do snowmen go to donate their sperm?
The snowbank !
The snowbank !
Last one to post in this thread wins!
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chryslerfat
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What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A puddle
A puddle
When everyone inside is sitting down, you will be outstanding.
What did the snowman and his wife put over the baby's crib?
A snowmobile !
A snowmobile !
chryslerfat
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Once you go fried Turkey you dont go back.
She caught him having an affair with a snow blower
That's just kinky.
chryslerfat
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Only if you stuff it.
chryslerfat
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That is just wrong in so many ways.
Mickey went to a lawyer to file for divorce. The lawyer asked him to explain the reasons. After mickey had, the puzzled lawyer asked do you mean shes mentally unstable? mickey responds No shes having intercourse with my best friend
Actually the Judge said to Mickey "I understand you want to divorce Minnie on the grounds that she's crazy". Mickey said "Oh no your honour, I didn't say she was crazy I said she was F%*cking Goofy
chryslerfat
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Just got in from the barn. Spent the last 3 days out there working.
What you working on?
chryslerfat
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Studs, Insulation, OSB board and white paint to hold in heat.
Nice!
chryslerfat
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The cats seem to like it. They were enjoying the wood burner while the temp read 70 while I painted the walls.
DustyDuster
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Not to mention the wood chipper. Divorce Connecticut style!
chryslerfat
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That the nice thing about farming nobody second guess` fresh dirt that may cover a 6 foot hole. Or if you are a hog farmer they will eat a whole body. lol
NICE!!
chryslerfat
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Hey its cyber Monday for everyone that wants to shop but not stand in a line.
Is that a 4 holer they're sitting on while shopping?
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