not me, by the time I find it it's to late.
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Why is urine yellow and sperm white.
So men can tell if they are coming or going !
So men can tell if they are coming or going !
well I know I'm going cause my foot is wet and next time I find it I'm gonna tie a string around it and point it away from my foot.
chryslerfat
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Sorry to hear you dropped your phone.
Donald is walking out of the White House and heading toward his limo.
When a possible assassin steps forward and aims a gun.
A secret service agent, new on the job, shouts “Mickey Mouse!”
This startles the would be assassin and he is captured.
Later, the secret service agent’s supervisor takes him aside and asks,
“What in the hell made you shout Mickey Mouse?”
Blushing, the agent replies, “I got nervous. I meant to shout "Donald, duck!”
When a possible assassin steps forward and aims a gun.
A secret service agent, new on the job, shouts “Mickey Mouse!”
This startles the would be assassin and he is captured.
Later, the secret service agent’s supervisor takes him aside and asks,
“What in the hell made you shout Mickey Mouse?”
Blushing, the agent replies, “I got nervous. I meant to shout "Donald, duck!”
Donald is walking out of the White House and heading toward his limo.
When a possible assassin steps forward and aims a gun.
A secret service agent, new on the job, shouts “Mickey Mouse!”
This startles the would be assassin and he is captured.
Later, the secret service agent’s supervisor takes him aside and asks,
“What in the hell made you shout Mickey Mouse?”
Blushing, the agent replies, “I got nervous. I meant to shout "Donald, duck!”
Morning Mike....nothing like a good laugh to start the day....have a good one my friend
Thanks, it sure felt good to start my day off with a good laugh
chryslerfat
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Not sure Mark I have never heard a woman say that.
I think she just stole your wallet.
Can't say I have either. First time for anything and I want to be prepared.
Here is a thought Mark .
Hmmmmm
That’s twisted !
That makes two of us !
fastback68
Member
If a woman tells you are right... especially the wife... what is she not telling you? Or was there a"you are right...but...
chryslerfat
Well-Known Member
Just say yes and nod your head.
Certainly Nyuk nyuk nyuk
What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?
Better stand back, I don't know how big this thing is going to get.
Have a great weekend guys. My son and his family are arriving here around 7am. They did the red eye from Florida.
Better stand back, I don't know how big this thing is going to get.
Have a great weekend guys. My son and his family are arriving here around 7am. They did the red eye from Florida.
Good morning Mark , I got Victoria back home yesterday
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