Little Johnny at it again

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The teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multisyllabic words, class. Does anyone have an example of a multisyllabic word?"

Little Johnny waves his hand, "Me, teacher! Oh, me, me!"

The teacher smiles and says, "Alright, Johnny, what is your multisyllabic word?"

Little Johnny says, "Mas-tur-bate."

The teacher is taken aback, but she manages to smile and says, "Wow, Johnny, that's a mouthful."

Little Johnny says, "No, ma'am, you're thinking of a ********. I'm talking about jerking off."
 
I always click on threads that you start cuz I know their gonna be good!
 
A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human beings are the only animals that stutter," she says. Little Johnny raises his hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered," he volunteered.

The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked young Johnny to describe the incident.

"Well," he began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!

"That must've been scary," said the teacher.

"It sure was!" said Johnny. "My kitty raised his back, went 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'... and before he could say "F*ck", the Rottweiler ate him!"
 
Little Johnny's outside playing in the sandbox when his dad pulls up, dads a long haul truck driver and just getting home after being gone for 2 weeks. Johnny grabs dad and talks him into a horsey ride before dad even makes it to the house. He's finally finished and tells Johnny to play outside while he says hello (wink wink) to mommy. Dads not in the house 5 minutes and he's already escorting mom to the bedroom where what comes natural starts with little preamble. Anyway Dads on top of mom and enjoying himself immensely when he feels something poking him in the side and there's Little Johnny standing there and the little bugger wouldn't leave until dad gives him another horsey ride. Dad figures ah what the hell, kill off two birds with one stone and tells Johnny to hop on his back. Well about 2 minutes later good ole moms starting to squeal and thrash around and Dad's just about to""" when he hears Johnny yell out "hold on dad this is where uncle Charlie got bucked off":toothy10:
 
Then Little Johnny says "Teacher, I have another multisyllabic word."

The teacher relcutantly replies "OK, Johnny ... what is is?"

Little Johnny says "ur-in-ate."

Teacher responds "sigh ... OK, Johnny ... very nice ... sigh."

Johhny then blurts out "but if you had bigger t!ts you'd be a 10."
 
i too EVERYDAY click on csrdnecks profile and go down to new posted threads by him. you are hilarious. keep it up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
I just spewed chocolate milk all over the keyboard. I'm not sure which one's funnier ... Terry, you've lived up to your name with your contribution -- classic!!!
 
The teacher asks the class to spell a word and use it in a sentence little Johnny sittin in the back just a wavin his hand the teacher wise to Johnny goes by him 3 times by now he's waving and grunting pick me pick me. OK Johnny he stands up womb the teacher says oh Johnny how sweet like a mothers womb..Johnny No like the sound two elephants make when there fu**ing.
 
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