Little Johnny

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Little Johnny is in the classroom. The teacher is going to hold something behind her back, and the students have to tell her what she has behind her back. First she holds a ruler and says "it's long, hard and you can measure with it". A little girl stands up and says "it's a ruler". The teacher replies"very good I like the way you think". Then she holds a apple behind her and says "it's red, round and you can eat it". A little boy stands up and says "it's a apple". The teacher replies "very good I like the way you think". Now little Johnny stands up and Says "Teacher I have one for you". Little Johnny sticks his hand in his pocket and says " it's round, hard and has a head on it". The teacher screams "get to the office". Little Johnny smiles and says " it's a quarter", "BUT I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK".
 
What's 6 inches long, has a head on it, and girls get excited when they see it?







A dollar bill.
 
LOL good one. Another version:

Little Redneck Johnny's math teacher asked "If four crows are sitting on a fence and Farmer Bob shoots one, how many are left?"

"None" says Little Redneck Johnny.

Teacher says, "No, if Farmer Bob shoots one, then there would be three left."

Little Redneck Johnny replies, "Your wrong. As soon as bob shoots the others will fly off. So there will be none left."

Teacher says, "Well, for this lesson, that's the wrong answer. But I like the way you think."

LRJ says, "OK, Teacher, I got a question for you. Three women sitting at bar. Each eating an ice cream cone. One is licking hers. One is biting hers. The last one is sucking on hers. Which one is married?"

Teacher says, "I reckon the one sucking on hers."

LRJ says, "NOPE. It's the one with the wedding ring, BUT I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK."
 
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