My Luck
- Thread starter Mark Wainwright
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harrisonm
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Once upon a time in 2006, I was in the diamond lane on my BMW K75. Minding my own business. Then some dumb cunt just decided to move into my lane right in front of me. I managed to get it down to somewhere in the 40 mph range before I smacked into the left rear quarter of her DODGE truck. My htoughts at the time were "This is gonna huuuurt!" I slid about 100 feet on my belly, bouncing all over the ******* freeway before I came to a stop. I loved that bike.
I did read the directions on the tailgate, they just came up too fast.
To all the cockbags who run over motorcyclists, a big Samuel L. Jackson **** you in the head with a big rubber dick!
She is not angry, it's nuttin. Her husband forgot to put the toilet seat down.
TWO YEARS AGO!
It was an Offy intake manifold... Fortunately she didn't know I washed it, and just thought I did the dishes! True story.
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