My Luck

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ProjectBazza said:
All of 'em? Whoa, baby! That would take some doin'!

But seriously, I do have roughly that many, but I'm not sure all of them came from that thread, so "putting them back" might mean misplacing some of them.

Plus, since Mark Wainwright posted most of them originally, seems only fair that he should be the one to re-post them, not me.

Which makes me wonder....Anyone know of a site where I could upload all of the pics and memes I've swiped "borrowed" so Mark could download them for possible re-posting?

Jim
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Unfortunately I don't keep the jokes I post, I just delete them or my hard drive would be full lol
 
missing linc said:
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I live in an oak bush have had years of watching squirrel behaviour. They are arrogant, self centred and pissed off 100% of the time. Similar to a cat but way more vocal. They destroyed a large part of the insulation in my shop attic, so life expectancy for them here is rather short. The term breeding like rabbits should be changed to squirrels. Amazing.
 
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There are a couple of bars owned by the same guy here at the Lake of the
Ozarks, ones called " Big Dicks Half Way Inn" , the other by the dam is called " Big Dicks Damn Near Inn". I'll see if I can get some pictures.
 
HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY

It's really not too difficult but.... To make a

woman happy, a man only needs

to be:

1. a friend

2. a companion

3. a lover

4. a brother

5. a father

6. a master

7. a chef

8. an electrician

9. a plumber

10. a mechanic

11. a carpenter

12. a decorator

13. a stylist

14. a sexologist

15. a gynecologist

16. a psychologist

17. a pest exterminator

18. a psychiatrist

19. a healer

20. a good listener

21. an organizer

22. a good father

23. very clean

24. sympathetic

25. athletic

26. warm

27. attentive

28. gallant

29. intelligent

30. funny

31. creative

32. tender

33. strong

34. understanding

35. tolerant

36. prudent

37. ambitious

38. capable

39. courageous

40. determined

41. true

42. dependable

43. passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

44. give her compliments

regularly

45. go shopping with her

46. be honest

47. be very rich

48. not stress her out

49. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU

MUST ALSO:

50. give her lots of attention

51. give her lots of time,

especially time for herself

52. give her lots of space, never

worrying about where she goes.

BUT MOST OF ALL IT IS VERY

IMPORTANT TO

53. never forget

*birthdays

*anniversaries

*valentine

*arrangements she makes.
 
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