With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth.
When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.
May I see the new baby? I asked
Not yet, She said I'll make coffee, and we can visit for a while first.
Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, May I see the new baby now?
No, not yet, She said.
After another few minutes had elapsed,
I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?'
No, not yet, replied my friend.
Growing very impatient, I asked, Well, when can I see the baby?
WHEN HE CRIES! she told me.
WHEN HE CRIES? I demanded.
Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?
BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT
HIM, O.K.?