lemondana
BlackDart
Only the lucky few, they'll damn near drown you!
My Luck
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harrisonm
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I stand corrected There they are.
harrisonm
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You are absolutely correct Non-Inflammable is a double negative. Just like in math, a double negative in grammar is a positive. When I was a Western manager, I used to have a guy who used to say, "I don't have no money". I tried to explain the double negative thing to him, but he couldn't quite grasp the concept.
Kendog 170
Let the boy go !
That was me in the day. Mom and dad up front. My three brothers in back and me on the package tray.
Possibly a Rambler
A young Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin.
Truth be told, he is virgin too, but she doesn't know that.
On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness.
He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring.
'My darring ,' he whispers, 'I know dis you firss time and you berry flighten .
I promise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you want. You juss ask.
Whatchu want?' he says, trying to sound experienced and worldly, which he hopes will impress her.
A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request .
She eventually shyly whispers back, 'I want to try something I have hear about from odda girls... Numbaa 69.'
More thoughtful silence from him.
Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her ...
'You want ... Garlic Chicken wif flide lice..??
Truth be told, he is virgin too, but she doesn't know that.
On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness.
He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring.
'My darring ,' he whispers, 'I know dis you firss time and you berry flighten .
I promise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you want. You juss ask.
Whatchu want?' he says, trying to sound experienced and worldly, which he hopes will impress her.
A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request .
She eventually shyly whispers back, 'I want to try something I have hear about from odda girls... Numbaa 69.'
More thoughtful silence from him.
Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her ...
'You want ... Garlic Chicken wif flide lice..??
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Ahoey
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Unthaw
ragtopfury
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My wife says that all the time. Then tells me to shut up when I respond with "it's already frozen".
Hot water heater
Irregardless
Irregardless
You just nailed my 2 favorites.
diymirage
HP@idle > hondaHP@redline
sure, but when was the last time someone asked you for your VIN number?
lemondana
BlackDart
Back in my younger days, I had personized plates on my 69 Coronet R/T that said "LOVE 69". I got a lot of smiles from girls when they pulled up beside me at a light. Oh-those were the days!
PA Dodger
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Well...not to be that guy but...it's not a double negative.
Flammable vs. Inflammable
Both words mean the same thing, but one of them is bound to confuse most people.
www.merriam-webster.com
PA Dodger
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Dad had a '67 T-Bird with a fold down arm rest in the back seat. I could sit up high and see everything from there. Unless dad had to hit the brakes hard at which time I could see what was under the front seats.
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Unconventional
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Kendog 170
Let the boy go !
They discontinued Directory assistance in China.
Everyone kept getting the Wong Number.
Everyone kept getting the Wong Number.
harrisonm
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Ah, the good old days.
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