Need help. I seriously need professional help.

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Are you a professional? I want to see the certificate. I just like to sit here and not listen to good advice and start another thread exactly the same!
 
halifaxhops said:
Are you a professional? I want to see the certificate. I just like to sit here and not listen to good advice and start another thread exactly the same!
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No, sorry, not a professional. Just have lots of good ideas, I think, well maybe not
 
I like being this guy and joining the same group as many others!
 
O-K, I’ll give it a try. Years ago I ended up it ditch upside down, then everything seemed so clear to me. Maybe you should try that…..HUH HUH HHH?
 
I work with the public so I have a lot of experience with logically challenged people. I think you should throw a dart at your computer and use the answer it lands on.
 
halifaxhops said:
Are you a professional? I want to see the certificate. I just like to sit here and not listen to good advice and start another thread exactly the same!
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Actually I have benn certified . By 3 medical professionals, and get a check ever month from the american tax payers. Thank you very much :thumbsup:
Now my certificate states in laymens terms ,crazy not responsible for my actions.
Question is how many people have one that says they are normal?
 
Old man ray said:
Actually I have benn certified . By 3 medical professionals, and get a check ever month from the american tax payers. Thank you very much :thumbsup:
Now my certificate states in laymens terms ,crazy not responsible for my actions.
Question is how many people have one that says they are normal?
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Abby has one. Abby Normal :rofl:
 
Dear Abby,

I need help!!!!!

I had a Ford guy call me on the phone wanting to know if mopar 383 exhaust manifolds would work on his stroked small block chevy.

I told him I didn't think that'd work.

But he insisted that his engine had 383 cubic inches...so why would the manifolds from a mopar 383 be the same.....

I tried to explain in as simple of terms that I could come up with....then he started to yell something in a different language and slammed the phone down in my ear.

So....my question is.......

What's the best bourbon at the most reasonable price so I can retain what little is left of my sanity?

Yours Truly,
Befuddled :realcrazy:
 
Rick@Laysons said:
Dear Abby,

I need help!!!!!

I had a Ford guy call me on the phone wanting to know if mopar 383 exhaust manifolds would work on his stroked small block chevy.

I told him I didn't think that'd work.

But he insisted that his engine had 383 cubic inches...so why would the manifolds from a mopar 383 be the same.....

I tried to explain in as simple of terms that I could come up with....then he started to yell something in a different language and slammed the phone down in my ear.

So....my question is.......

What's the best bourbon at the most reasonable price so I can retain what little is left of my sanity?

Yours Truly,
Befuddled :realcrazy:
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@toolmanmike of course

mike whiskey.jpg
 
Normal is the single individual who stands around and observers all those who claim to have all the answers, .
 
I hope this explains everything.
It did for me.

And I don't want the world to see me
'Cause I don't think that they'd understand
When everything's made to be broken
I just want you to know who I am
 
Old man ray said:
I hope this explains everything.
It did for me.

And I don't want the world to see me
'Cause I don't think that they'd understand
When everything's made to be broken
I just want you to know who I am
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If it's all meant to be broken, then he's all set
 
halfafish said:
If you want it to rotate correctly, take a tip from Cal Worthington, just stand upon your head till your ears are turning red! (goseecal, goseecal, goseecal!)
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I love it !
I haven't heard ol'Cal's name in ages.

He also use to say: I will eat a bug to sell you a car. And many others.
Thanks
 
Old man ray said:
Well I guess it may have gone over your head a bit.
It's a song line from the movie city of Angles.
Hoppy understands the meaning. :poke:
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I'll admit I have no idea what city of angles is, but I do believe I recognize Iris when I hear her

I just opted to go a different route with it
 
Tried calling you but got a message saying i’d reached an imaginary number and should rotate my phone 90 degrees and try my call again.
 
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