Politically Correct

[ramcharger]

Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America, Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as "HILLBILLIES."

You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS.

And furthermore

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1 She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN."

2. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE."

3. She is not a "DUMB BLOND" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY."

4. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION."

5 . She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE."

6. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER."


HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY."

2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN."

3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS."

4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION."

5. He does not act like a "TOTAL ***" - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION."

6. It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants - It's "REAR CLEAVAGE."

 

[grumpuscreature]

Too funny!
Personally, I don't mind being called a hillbilly. As long as ya'll want to believe it, that means you won't be here screwing up the way we live. And don't get me started on Rednecks. Both my grandfathers were Rednecks and I'm proud of it. The term started here because the union miners wore red bandannas so they would know who not to shoot during the coal mine wars in the 20's.

 

[ramcharger]

I've never been called a hillbilly but definitely been called a redneck! :toothy5:

Never knew where that term originated. I usually wear a red bandanna (soaked in water) around my neck when I'm camping anyway. It gets hot here in the summer!

 

[BoredandStroked]

Haha, I have never been called a hillbilly or a redneck. But I am a good ole american country boy that loves his pancakes and sasuage gravy for breakfast!

 

[gremlin]

We don't have hills in South East Texas. Just lots of trees, so we call 'em woodbilly's.

 

[2shelbys]

Recently I saw an article about the use of the politically incorrect term,
"towelheads" so please note:

We all need to be more sensitive in our choice of words. I have been
informed that the Islamic terrorists, who hate our guts and want to kill us do
not like to be called "Towel Heads" since the item they wear on their heads is
not actually a towel, but in fact, a small folded sheet. Therefore, from this
point forward, please refer to them as:

"Little Sheet Heads."

Thank you for your support and compliance on this delicate matter.

 

[memike]

Haha, I have never been called a hillbilly or a redneck. But I am a good ole american country boy that loves his pancakes and sasuage gravy for breakfast!

The Same here Boredandstrokeed. :thumbup:
The most important meal of the day. :salute: :salute:

 

[71 Dart]

Too funny!
Personally, I don't mind being called a hillbilly. As long as ya'll want to believe it, that means you won't be here screwing up the way we live. And don't get me started on Rednecks. Both my grandfathers were Rednecks and I'm proud of it. The term started here because the union miners wore red bandannas so they would know who not to shoot during the coal mine wars in the 20's.

You are right my friend and the first person I've run accross who knew where the term "redneck" came from, good one on you buddy. I was born in Kentuck and raised in Appalician region of SE Ohio. Hey, I think I turned out OK, it's like I tell the X brand guys at car shows, "If ya don't like what ya see, then just look the other damn direction !" Also this saying goes, "American by birth, southern by choice." Now I know I don't qualify as living in the south but I like the region and the people, besides those lil southern belles will just charm the socks right off ya.................. :thumbup: