ragtopfury
Well-Known Member
Nooooooooooo sir. We have raised the bar, my friends... ...
Pumpkin spice scares me to death
Our last child was born in april, and right at the beginning of her pregnancy the wife was craving pumpkin spice everything, lattes, icecream, lipbalm, whatever
So now, when someone says "pumpkin spice" i hear "pregnant wife"
No kiddingPregnant wife, that is scary stuff....a man will do things he never though he would do to make a woman happy.
I remember my wife craving hot dog chili while she was pregnant with our son.
I love a good chili over a dog, and to this day my wife makes some of the best.
You have to keep the woman and the kids happy.No kidding
I remember the time I told her she was pregnant with our second one (she didn't know yet herself)
We live in Michigan, and we still get winters here (picture the battle of hoth)
One day in late February were sitting on the couch and it is snowing
And I mean, snowing
If I stretched out my arm, I couldn't see my hand because of the snow ,and I got volunteered to risk my life to drive out to the store to buy her a whatchamacallit bar
I said "sure babe, I'll grab some diapers too while I'm out"
That is why the neighbor lady got paid $5I dont mind em
I dont like em, but I dont mind em
I usually do at least one poopy one per day
Most of the times all it takes is an couple of wipes and shes good as new, but about once or twice a month there are the blowouts that require a hose down in the tub
Oh well, just part of the job
Coconut P-Nuttles are outstanding....It's not the pumpkin for me, but anything coconut anything makes me barf!
We have a town up north called Kinmount where the celebrate Halloween for the same reason only everyday.Ive had some really redneck-inbred-dirty-south coworkers before
They said they liked haloween because its the only time a year they get to pumpkin
!Coconut P-Nuttles are outstanding....
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