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Alice Bode 2019
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Inspirational Stories​

August 14 ·
I got pulled over on the way back home from grabbing McDonald’s with my niece. I was going 12 mph over the speed limit.
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As the officer started walking up to my car, I rolled all of my windows down. My adorable and apparently INCREDIBLY smart 7 year old niece started screaming from the backseat “It’s coming out! I can’t hold it any longer! It’s almost here!!!” Now the trooper is HEARING her scream this and he leans in the window and asks her “What’s going on here???” She looks him DEAD IN THE FACE and says “I’ve got poop coming outta my butt!!” He started laughing!
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I was shocked and embarrassed! He asked how far I had to go, which was about 3 miles home. He told me to drive safe and get Miss Pupu Butt home to do her business. He could NOT stop laughing!
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As soon as we pulled away I asked “What was that about???”
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My niece smirked and said “I saw it on YouTube but I didn’t think it would work.” I said “So, you’re not pooping?” She said nope and you're not in trouble either. This lil girl is my hero!!!
Credit: Shalonda Lewis
 
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Shirley Muldowney​

July 18 ·
Half way through my five years racing at Fonda Speedway’s 1/8 mile drags in the 60s. The track was down through the center of the dirt half mile oval where they ran the stock cars on Saturday night. I sold the trophies back to the Promoter so we could afford the price of a 456 rear gear. The license plate was CC96.
 
norshorblufish said:
That's what happens when you park in a bus stop when the bus driver has to deal with a_ _ hole riders all day!

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(LOL!)

Earlier today I sent that picture to a friend of ours that has driven for Metro Transit for almost 30 years, and I have no doubt his response will be somewhat similar to yours!
 
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